Saaarraaa, where ARE you?
Also, where's Shay?
Its almost midnight and I'm awake. I've been watching My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding all night (craaaazy!) and eating pizza. I'm also going to finish a whole beer, I never finish a beer, usually James finishes it for me but he's sleeping on the other couch with Dd.
I don't think I'm getting thinner. *frown* I wish I was one of those people that had the motivation to exercise all the time. I mean, I really really do. My SIL is obsessed with exercising and while I in no way shape or form envy her (LOVE her, but she's a little crazy) I would like to have a flat tummy as well.
.....don't tell anyone. I secretly wish that when she starts to have kids she gets fat and then has no time to obsessively exercise and just keeps all of it on.
I know *hangs head* I'm a horrible person.
As long as we're confessing (or rather, I'm confessing) do you think its a horrible thing to be ok with skinny chicks as long as they're unnattractive? O_o again, horrible person, feel free to hate on me. But seriously, our waitress the other night was suuuuper skinny (if I worked at Old Chicagos I would eat pizza ALL the damn time) but generally not that pretty imo so I didnt give her the evil eye.
*sigh* If only I didn't love food SO freaking much!
Maybe I should get over this irrational fear of kitchen technology (I'm selling our blender at our upcoming yard sale, it needs to be loved and I just neglect the poor thing) and blend something. Like some quinoa or something, whatever that is. I'm fairly certain it's healthy and apparently thats what I should be eating.
Hey! I finished my beer!
Also, Vin Diesel is suuuuuuper sexy, its too bad he's gay.
Sometimes I think that sexy celebrity men just SAY they're gay (to the public) so that women will stop hitting on them and move on to a more attainable straight sexy celebrity. Like Matt Bomer, mmm that man is sexy. Actually, I can see him being seriously gay. It does no good for a celebrity female to say she's gay, men will still hold on to that hope for a future lesbian sex tape. Ellen has a pretty hot wife (its true! Don't lie and say you dont think Portia is human heat wave), I wonder how that happened, from what i understand Ellen is quite a bit older than she is.
I really did finish my beer, its time to to go to bed. I'm done being random!