Funny Mom Quotes: 16 Funny Quotes to Celebrate Mother's Day
by Noel Jameson
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Moms definitely have their humorous moments and these 16 funny quotes are testimony to the laughs that mothers often enjoy (and sometimes endure).
This Mother's Day, share these funny quotations with your mom and enjoy a moment of shared love and laughter.
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1. "Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." ~ Author Unknown
3. "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller
4. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb
5. "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~ Helen Rowland
6. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin
7. "A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after." ~ Peter De Vries
8. "It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge." ~ Phyllis Diller
9. "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." ~ Oscar Wilde
10. "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan
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- kaidansmylife
on May. 3, 2012 at 3:45 PM