You know you're a mom when................

[CameronsMommy23]

 You eat your extremely late lunch while gated into the kitchen so your kids won't eat 90% of it!!!!

How would you finish this sentence??? (add as many responses as you want)

 

[mandee1503]

You lock yourself in the bathroom so you can finally potty in private.

[lifeisajoy]

poop  droppings all over the floor and you turn around and laugh because this won't be the last time--and you stop in mid air of doing something else and catch your 140 lb son falling off the chair (he got a little unbalanced)  and then check him and go back to what you are doing

when you wash and wash and wash and wash and color and read, and pray and wash and sit and laugh and do more wash and 

you are totally exhausted just getting ready for your vacation and have not even gone on it yet--

you don't even try on clothes and throw them in the bag and you friend reminds you --you might want to try those on (um since you never wore them) --more worried making sure you have all your kids stuff

[arixanismom]

When ur whole world stops because of a whimper! U can hear your child napping from 2 rooms away and know when its about to end...when u stay up late after your child has gone to bed just to feel like u still have a life eventhough u dont cause u fall asleep during ur "me" time lol

[CameronsMommy23]

When getting to run to the grocery store alone is your only quiet time. ;)

[mammakittykat]

When you have caught throw up in your hand while driving down the road.

You have more sippy cups than regular cups.

You buy mac and cheese, appledauce, cereal and milk and bread in bulk

You ditch the fancy purses for a diaper bag.

or if you carry a purse you usually will find toys,rocks, a half eaten pb&j and playdoh in it.

[Sstrong1310]

When you finally get to see old work friends for a much needed adult only dinner and cannot talk about anything but kids.......kids...........and kids.     

[letstalk747]

your kids come 1st

[LanaTsunami]

You miss sleeping

[i.heart.myboys]

I love yours Ambular!

[i.heart.myboys]

you have more interaction with children than any adult