What's the funniest/wackiest thing a medical professional has said to you?
I have two more that aren't mine:
One of my dear friends was in the PICU with her daughter, who likes to sleep with a big heavy blanket on her face. A nurse came in and started freaking out on my friend that her daughter was going to suffocate.... Her daughter has a tracheotomy and a ventilator. You could pinch her nose and tape her mouth, and she'd be just fine.
Another good friend's daughter has severe spastic, quadriplegic CP. the only muscles she can control are her eyes. She had a small surgery, and afterwards the doctor came in and told her that she was free to get up and walk around now. My friend responded, "it's a miracle!" Lol
Okay, spill! You ladies have to have some good ones!