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Just For Fun: Has Anything Like This Ever Happened To YOU?

Posted by on Jan. 13, 2014 at 3:11 PM
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10 Parenting Blunders So Embarrassing Police Were Called

by Jill Smokler 

Last week, we were having a tough night. OK, if I'm being really honest, it wasn't a night that unlike every other night in my house: The kids were roughhousing, I was yelling and the dog was running around in circles. The thing that set it apart from every other night? The fact that the police banged on our door to investigate a domestic disturbance that some neighbor called in.

Naturally, feeling like a major failure in the parenting department, I turned to my community to make me feel better. Was I the only one to have a parental brush with the law? Did they have any stories to share, I begged?

Did they ever ... 

1. My youngest called 9-1-1 recently because we made him wait to have a turn on the computer until his sister finished her turn. When dispatch called our number back to see if everything was okay, he answered before I could, told them never to call our house again and then hung up on them. Ten minutes later we were standing in the yard explaining to a police officer that we really weren't abusing this child.

2. My son pulled the fire alarm at the nursing home where my grandparents live. Ten fire trucks came blazing in and forced an evacuation until they were convinced there was nothing to worry about. We still get dirty looks every time we go. Fortunately, nobody had a heart attack over it. (We think.)

3. My winning-obsessed son always wants to race home from the park. He's so worried about losing that he runs through our neighborhood screaming, "Don't beat me!" over and over at the top of his lungs while I chase behind screaming, "You mean don't win!" at the top of mine.

4. When my oldest was in 1st grade, she told her teacher daddy was hurting mommy. I had to explain to the pretty blonde 20-something teacher that daddy was not hurting mommy, mommy was just a little loud during ...

5. I got pulled over because someone reported a "guy" waving a gun in the back-seat of the car. Um, the guy was my ten year old and the gun was a water gun on the way back from the pool!

6. After four years seeing the same pediatrician with my two girls (4 and 7 at the time), a first-time physician intern came in at their annual check-up to get all the vitals and ask the normal preliminary questions. She left the exam room and I heard this hushed conversation with our pediatrician about "all of these bruises and cuts all over their legs.". Our pediatrician took one look at the file, laughed, and said, "Oh, there's no problem here, that's just the Smith girls. They always look like that."

7. My middle daughter is autistic, and one day this summer she got it in her head that calling 9-1-1 and hanging up would be ok because she wanted to make sure it worked. I was at work, my husband at the store, and my 15-year-old had just woken up when the police knocked on the door. They searched my entire messy house, lectured my kids to clean it, and threatened to be back in two hours to see the progress.

8. We had the police show up at 11 p.m., blue lights flashing, barging past me into the house making sure everyone was all right. Turns out, they'd gotten a 9-1-1 call requesting back up because there was a robber in the house. My 7 and 11 year old were playing cops and robbers and my 7 year old had used an old cell phone to dial 9-1-1

9. My husband and I were, um, getting intimate on a Sunday morning while we thought the kids were asleep. Suddenly, we hear banging on the door and the kids yell, "Help is here, Mommy!!!" Apparently they weren't sleeping, heard me making sounds they'd never heard before, got scared and called 9-1-1. A+ for being responsible, kids, but ugh! 

10. Last year, my TWO year old was in a stroller at the mall. I was shopping in a department store and she somehow grabbed a bracelet without me knowing. Left the store, the alarms went off and mall security came. Worst of all? They thought I put my kid up to it! WTH?!

Anyone else got any stories to share? You're in good, er bad, company ...

by on Jan. 13, 2014 at 3:11 PM
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by Amanda on Jan. 13, 2014 at 3:57 PM
Lol! There are times I worry my dd is going to get the cops called on us. When she gets in a mood and has a tantrum you can hear her scream from miles away practically.
by on Jan. 13, 2014 at 6:42 PM

                 My story is  on the sweeter side my now 24 year old son when he was 5 called 911 on christmas to tell them I love you . did a call back and asked if every thing was okay bcause he got scared and hung up . In all of this the officer that came to the house was a classmate of mine. My son saw him get all of the car and litter climbed up my legg to get away from him thought for sure he was going to jail. after he talked to him for a few minutes and my son told him why he called he patted him on top of his head and said that he likedknowing that he loved them but he was not to call 911 again unless some one was hurt or needed help.

by Ruby Member on Jan. 13, 2014 at 10:50 PM

not like these , but my youngest at a park when he was 4ish pulled his pants all the way down to pee and all the kids looked at him

by Bronze Member on Jan. 14, 2014 at 7:14 AM

Oh my!

I got nothing.

by Darby on Jan. 14, 2014 at 7:16 AM

Oh my goodness!  

by on Jan. 14, 2014 at 9:01 AM
We were down at the inlaws when my son was 3 he dailed 911. My mil about had a heart attack. Me I was like most kids do this.
We have a male cat who is not fixed. We meant to but didn't get around to it. He marked his area..I was mad about what he marked. I said without thinking I am going to yank his balls out of that cat. We were at the doctors office and she told her doctor that mommy was going yank the cats balls out. The doctor just looked at me and my husband. That was...I am sorry Iam very stright forward and I have a little potty mouth when I get mad.
by on Jan. 14, 2014 at 9:03 AM
Man, this moring I ambhaving problems getting my thoughts together. .they are all over the place. My post...
by on Jan. 15, 2014 at 8:02 AM

I don't remember how old my daughter was when she called 911.  I think she just wanted to see what would happen. When they called back to see if we were okay, I asked if she'd called 911. Her response: "I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!"

by on Jan. 15, 2014 at 8:52 AM

surprisedWhen my son was 4 we were in a Footlocker trying on shoes when a women walked by and my son said " Hi CUTIE!" I almost died I was so embarrassed I couldn't for the life of me figure out where he got that from!

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