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Worst come on ever?

Posted by on Aug. 27, 2012 at 9:52 PM
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I was just thinking of the worst thing a guy's ever said while trying to get in my pants.

"I want you more than I want a blunt."  I asked if I was supposed to be flattered...he said, "Well, I really, really, really want a blunt!"

Um, ok.  No thanks!

What's the worst you've heard?

Posted by on Aug. 27, 2012 at 9:52 PM
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Megzboys
by Bronze Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 1:03 AM
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Quoting la_bella_vita:

 I think I love you and I will know for sure if my cock was in your mouth

Um....yeah....

  You can always tell the guys who watch way too much porno because they have no clue how to introduce themselves to women without bringing up sex.

I love my boys

  boy kissing mom                                        

                                                    

                             


mering88
by Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 1:04 AM
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"What would it take for you to cheat on your bf?"
"A 10 inch cock." -my reply
Apparently he wasn't carrying one because he left, lol.
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mering88
by Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 1:09 AM
another guy stopped in front of me and said I had a nice vagina. I told him I only eat pussy, he said that was fine. So I just walked past him.
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mering88
by Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 1:14 AM
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A blunt is where you take a cigar or a cigarillos (the small ones) cut out the tobacco and replace it with marijuana


Quoting Megzboys:

 LOL, what is a blunt? 

   Some guy told me "  I really want to get to know you better but for that to happen I need to be inside of you".     Ugh, I said"  I don't really want to get to know you" and walked away.


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big_sexy_girl
by Bronze Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 1:52 AM


Quoting Megzboys:

 LOL, what is a blunt? 

   Some guy told me "  I really want to get to know you better but for that to happen I need to be inside of you".     Ugh, I said"  I don't really want to get to know you" and walked away.

lol.  Blunts are marijuana rolled up in a cigar leaf, cigarillo, blunt wrap, etc...they look like this.  *I didn't take this pic!*


JamminOutMama
by on Aug. 30, 2012 at 2:14 AM
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Got any Mexican in you?
...uh no...
Want some?
....ewww hell no...
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 30, 2012 at 2:40 AM
A guy stopped me one night at a gas station and asked if I wanted to go "party"
I showed him my ring finger and said "Nope married"
He said "I can cut that finger off for you, you dont need ten fingers for what I have in mind"

Yeah I got out of there FAST!
big_sexy_girl
by Bronze Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 2:49 AM


Quoting Anonymous:

A guy stopped me one night at a gas station and asked if I wanted to go "party"
I showed him my ring finger and said "Nope married"
He said "I can cut that finger off for you, you dont need ten fingers for what I have in mind"

Yeah I got out of there FAST!

Damn, that's scary!

MrsRobinson06
by ♥Amy♥ on Aug. 30, 2012 at 3:28 PM
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The fell from heaven line that every woman has heard.
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