Most Embarassing Moments...
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***Made a mistake and urinate while on top... boy! Was I embarrassed... he didn't get mad doe... he thought it WAS funny.. ** the TV was on AND we were doing it AND something funny was on so we stopped to listen and I WAS laughing so hard that I fell out the bed! Kml! Just thinking about it...
Ha... where to begin?
1. While I was on top my high heel pulled on my boyfriend-at-the-times leg hair at the same time I leaned in to kiss me and he headbutted me, breaking my nose, pouring blood all over him.
2. While my husband and I were in the Marine Corps (still dating at the time), we were making love in his barracks room and one of his buddies barged in without knocking (he had forgotten to lock the door).
3. During my husband and my's first time having sex, Michael Jackson's "Bad" was playing and after we finished he got up and started dancing and singing, "WHO'S BAD?!".
4. My husband's parents found out we conceived our baby during a Thanksgiving family vacation to Williamsburg, VA.
OH GOD where to start?
I had my dad barge in my room (I wasn't living at home) while my bf (now dh) and I were having sex. He started screaming about us going to hell lol
My brother lives with us and a few weeks ago dh and I thought we were all alone and had some very loud, crazy sex. I screamed "cum on my boobs!" Of course, when we went downstairs there was my brother....sitting on the couch giving us the look of shame. lol
Dh and I were getting it on in a car and he farted. It was deadly. God.
Once I was on top going fast then I got a butt cramp I freaked out fell off the bed and kicked him :(
He came and it hit himself in the face LOL I couldn't stop laughing
He told me his roommate (at the time) wasn't going to be home for an hr so I let it all out being loud screaming profanities when we were done I ran to the kitchen to get some water in my bra and panties and his roommate was sitting on the couch.. I didn't see him and was dancing to the music playing ran back in the room then we got dressed and came back out he never said anything to me but told DF once I left. I was mortified every time I saw him after that he gave me a creepy look :/ oh and I queefed too but I screamed fuck me harder to cover it up lol (best sex Ever though)
Quoting Anonymous:OH GOD where to start?
I had my dad barge in my room (I wasn't living at home) while my bf (now dh) and I were having sex. He started screaming about us going to hell lol
My brother lives with us and a few weeks ago dh and I thought we were all alone and had some very loud, crazy sex. I screamed "cum on my boobs!" Of course, when we went downstairs there was my brother....sitting on the couch giving us the look of shame. lol
Dh and I were getting it on in a car and he farted. It was deadly. God.
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