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Would you dare give a sexy Christmas gift in front of the kids?

Posted by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 12:22 PM
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5 Racy Holiday Couples Gifts You Can Open in Front of the Kids

Posted by Kristen Chase on December 17, 2012 

We Vibe Kit from BabelandAs much as I love getting gifts from my husband, I really don't need another sweater coat, which seems to be his go-to present for me.

So this year, especially since we're in marriage counseling, I thought it  might be fun for us to get a couple's gift, and one that we'll get lots of use out of ... in the bedroom.

If you're like me and would much prefer awesome sex over an awesome sweater, then take note of these 5 sexy gifts for couples. Even better, you can give some of them in front of the kids and grandparents and they'll never know.

1. Spicy Subscription Box

Now I've seen a lot of these sexy subscription boxes (trust me!) and for the most part, I've been really disappointed with the contents for what you're paying. If there's one that I'd say is worth the money, it's Spicy Subscriptions, a service that will send you all sorts of sexy goodies every month.

I was very pleased (heh) with the sample box they sent me to try out and I have to say that it's a really smart investment for couples who aren't super adventurous or just don't have time to peruse their local sex shop (online or in person) but like to try new toys and products.

Their montly service starts at $20.95 (with a deluxe box for more), but they're running a special where you can get your first box for $9.99.

2. Liberator Sex Pillow

If you didn't save your Boppy nursing pillow (what, you don't use that as a sex pillow now that your baby is grown?), I strongly suggest investing in a Liberator sex pillow. You can actually sleep on them (after you wash the cover, of course), but they can really make those fun but challenging sex positions a little easier.

And even better, you can pop a bow around it and stick it under the tree. Your kids will just think it's a special gift for Mommy to get the sleep she's been begging for.

3. Hitachi Magic Wand

I realize that these days, you can get a sex toy that doesn't look like a sex toy, which I suppose is a smart idea for parents who don't want to have a long talk with their kids when they discover their penis-shaped dildo. However, the Hitachi Magic Wand actually doubles pretty well as a back and body massager, which I can't really say about the tiny, pretty vibes out there.

I figure if you're going to invest in a vibrator, it should do a little more than just get you off. Plus, with all the "massagers" on the market at places like Brookstone, you might even be able to get away with giving this in front of the whole family.

4. Sex Kits

I love perusing the virtual shelves of Babeland, a female-friendly sex shop that also has store fronts in New York City and Seattle. Of note are their couples' kits, particularly the We-Vibe 3 Positions Kit (pictured above).

If you're not familiar with a We-Vibe, it's a vibrator that stimulates a woman on the inside and outside. Woo! It's worn during intercourse and can actually stimulate your partner as well.

It's definitely on the pricey side, but if you're looking for something that will give both of you pleasure, I'd say it's the way to go. Though I'd open this gift in the privacy of your bedroom rather than at the annual family holiday gathering.

5. Kindle pre-loaded with naughty books

Wrap up an e-reader under the tree and no one will suspect that it's actually a sexy gift. That's because you've loaded it up with all sorts of naughty books.

Whether you're a 50 Shades of Grey fan, or you prefer racier books (my guilty pleasure is Ravenous Romance), pop a bunch on the Kindle or NOOK and start reading them together. Just make sure your kids know that it's Mommy and Daddy's Kindle.

Would you dare give a sexy Christmas gift in front of the kids?

by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 12:22 PM
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mynewlife2012
by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Umm I think it depends. Edible lotion and lube yes but things like cuffs no way to hard to explain. My SO asked if he could give me Ben wa balls and I told him in private with no kids lol
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ms-superwoman
by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Why would you want to give your so a sex gift in front of your kids?
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LuvMyBoys09
by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Nope. I would save that for later, when the kids are busy playing with their toys, or even after they are in bed.
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Kes1s
by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 2:33 PM

I think putting the word daring in the original post implies that sneaking your sexuality in front of your children is something arousing or desirable and that "daring" to do so involves some sort of adrenaline rush.  I'm kind of trying to rinse the taste of nasty out of my brain right now.

No, I wouldn't give my guy a sex toy under the tree to be opened in front of the kids anymore than I would give him a handjob in front of the kids.


ChelseaMomma
by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 4:30 PM

 This!

Quoting LuvMyBoys09:

Nope. I would save that for later, when the kids are busy playing with their toys, or even after they are in bed.

 

Starleet
by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 6:33 PM

Not in front of the kids

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Dec. 18, 2012 at 6:55 PM

Kids should not be around for content containing adult intimacy.  I'd think it would be obvious to all, unless you are super creepy and have no  boundaries.

mrsladyface
by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 6:58 PM
No that's just a bit trashy and crosses the line. I'm all about giving gifts like that but certainly not in front of small children.
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Aujonfire
by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 7:02 PM

No way. Why not open that gift on Christmas Eve to rewards yourselves for all the last minute wrapping of kids' gifts? ;)

Aurora-Dove
by on Dec. 18, 2012 at 7:05 PM

Depends on the gift, if it is easily distinguished as an adult toy absolutely not. If it were something like silver ben wa balls, the Hitachi Massager (so long as packaging didn't give away that it was an adult toy), other things that we would use in adult play without the kids being able to tell it was meant for that such as eyes masks, massage oil, candles, etc.

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