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My DF is very awkward with sex-talk...

Posted by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:09 PM
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he texted this to me


"i wanna burry my dick in your ass so far that whomever could pull it out owuld be crowned the next king arther"

uhm.... ahhaahaha

by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:09 PM
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kameka
by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:11 PM
Omg that's hilarious!! At least he tried? Lol
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baby7810
by Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:12 PM

LOL

LucyHourglass
by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:17 PM

hahahhahahahaha he is working on it but most the time when we are in bed and he tries to dirty talk he ends up saying something that i just bust out laughing hahaha i love him 

Quoting kameka:

Omg that's hilarious!! At least he tried? Lol


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la_bella_vita
by Bella on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:33 PM

 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kellymarie323
by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:34 PM
Lmao. He gets an A for effort :D
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slransde
by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:35 PM
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Omg...that's like 40 year old virgin awkward. Lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:42 PM
Lmao omg...one time hubby said "I want to shove my weiner in you so hard" and was actually trying to be sexy....ha I busted up and couldn't stop laughing for a long time
KaylasMama11
by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:50 PM

oh shot lmaooo

MonicaAnne
by Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:06 PM
Lol my hubby is like that I can't help but laugh. I told him leave the dirty talk to me and the girl I talk to
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katvixenstar
by Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:17 PM
Hahaha! Do you follow the page Shit My Husband Says on facebook? That is sooo something that would get submitted to her! Lmao
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