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HIS bologna has a first name, it's o.s._______ OH MY LOL! (piog)

Posted by on Jan. 17, 2013 at 9:52 PM
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Do you or your DH have a name for his ding a ling?
What is it?
who named it?
How did you come up with it?

I named Dh's George Jefferson. When the bush grows in it looks like george jefferson's hair.
And i will occasionally sing the theme song for the show - just altered - goofing around as he gets hard

"moving on up to the g spot, to the delux orgasm insiiide. Yeah your moving on uup"..lol we are goof balls!
Posted by on Jan. 17, 2013 at 9:52 PM
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la_bella_vita
by Bella on Jan. 17, 2013 at 10:26 PM

 No, no name, lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 17, 2013 at 10:28 PM
I named him king Kong. Because he's a grower not a shower. I didn't expect that size the first time
horseap
by Alysha on Jan. 18, 2013 at 12:03 AM

 HA!  The Wonderful Wand of Wonder.  Thanks Gumball!

Euphorikmomma
by Member on Jan. 18, 2013 at 1:32 AM

He used to call him Seymour...(har har..see more..)

But I have re-named it to Thor.

Megzboys
by Bronze Member on Jan. 18, 2013 at 1:37 AM




Quoting Euphorikmomma:

He used to call him Seymour...(har har..see more..)

But I have re-named it to Thor.

   I like Thor better also!  


I love my boys

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AimSnapHolz
by Bronze Member on Jan. 18, 2013 at 1:42 AM

I don't have a name for it... I should. He'd think it's hilarious.

babs32
by Member on Jan. 18, 2013 at 11:35 AM
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LMAO, thats funny!!! Mine doesn't have a name for his.
aikimomof3
by Member on Jan. 18, 2013 at 12:24 PM

Sometimes we refer to it as Mr. Happy, but that's about it. lol

2littledaisies
by Bronze Member on Jan. 18, 2013 at 1:28 PM

sometimes I call it horsey, because i like to go for a ride haha :P

raisingmen
by Member on Jan. 18, 2013 at 1:32 PM

I call it his pee pee sometimes only because it makes me laugh and he think he needs a more manly name so he gives me that "don't start" look"- that is sooooo sexy but while having sex it usually refered to as dick

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