and with who??
I am almost embarassed to say this it was so bad and it was recent! I briefly dated a guy I met at the bank I work at. Just divorced, dating again, he was 42, decent looking professional with a good job so I figure give him a chance even though the major spark is not there. You would think he would know the basics right? First clue should have been when he kissed me after our first date. Sloppy, too much tongue and bad breath. Terrible kisser. But I figure I would give him another chance. We went out a few more times again I'm not feeling a whole lot but for some stupid reason I agree to have sex with him. It was bad. I did it just to get it over with and it lasted 5 minutes. No foreplay, no kissing because of his bad breathe, I climbed on top of him. He was well hung too and it is such a shame he has no idea how to use it. I blew him off after that and was so disgusted with myself. He was byy far the worse of any guy I have been with.
Can anyone top this?
OMG. For a date that is terrible and tacky. He honestly should have just hired a hooker.
Quoting Anonymous:
Oh my god yes I can top that! He was a handsome insurance agent, on the fluffy side. We went for a midnight cruise in the country. Heavy petting started. I was ready to get it on in the car. But no. He wanted to go outside. It was freezing. We played a blanket out and he bent me over and started asking me if I liked his cock in my pussy. "You like that cock. Ya you do. Take that cock."...he was tiny! Like maybe 4 inches. But he was humming so fast and pulling all the way out and just stabbing my lady bits at sonic speed. Sweating all over me but it was so cold his sweat was hurting my body! Then he wanted me to ride and I was just totally over his gross dirty talk. "Yea fuck that cock"...it was so awkward and weird I just wanted him to finish...he was taking forever! Finally I was like "it's too cold. Raincheck?" He agreed. Most awkward drive home ever!
When I was 18 I met a man who I thought was the man of my dreams. My first clue should have been that he was a 20 year old virgin. He was handsome, in college and just all around wonderful. So.....when it finally came down to it, I saw his penis....ridiculously small. When I say ridiculously small, I mean like a pinkie. I was like...ok....I only had been with one other guy and he was pretty big but I figured I'd give it a try. I couldn't feel anything and he kept sweating over me and making these weird sounds. Ugh, it was miserable. We broke up and when I said something about him being small he said it was vagina that was stretched out ....such a dick
I'm crying over sex : (
- Hotmessmom
on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:37 AM