me and hubbs got busy at his moms house in the geust room one morning and she walked in mid blowjob with us both stark naked and going full throttle. we laugh about it now but it was slightly awkward at breakfast later that morning.
Ok, DH had me cuffed to the bed and after some AMAZING sex he got his keys to undo the cuffs and the key was missing. I started freaking!! He's looking all over for the key while I undo the head board. So I'm walking around carrying the headboard cause I REALLY had to pee and he calls his friend to come over and help get me loose!!! We ended up cutting the head board and I had to sleep in the cuffs. When DH brother got up the next day he borrowed his bolt cutters and cut the cuffs off me. It was AWFUL!!!
I puked on a guy once cause I was giving him oral and he came in my mouth...now...I don't have much of a gag reflex, but it hit just the right spot I guess cause I puked...
Then, I was with a virgin, and he wanted to perform oral on me....he gets down there and he's like "uhm..can you point me in the right direction?".....
My husband's brother walked in on us once as I'm on top, naked, riding my husband....
My ex's parents are SUPER religious...I mean, I was 18, he was 19, and we weren't allowed to share a blanket together sitting on the couch...that's how serious they were about waiting till marriage. Well, of course, we were having sex without them knowing....well one night, I decided to spend the night, so his mom cleaned up his room for me....yea, apparently she found a condom wrapper, so she cleaned the whole room, and left that in the middle of the floor....THAT was embrassing.
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