I walked in to the accounting department yesterday, and as I walked in a guy was walking past this chick @ the copier and he grabbed her ass!! I was shocked, and kept walking (I was actually dropping a report off for her) they were 1) lucky I'm not the CEO and 2) startled like deer in headlights! He turned red, said, 'Oh, hi Michele!' and couldn't get out of their fast enough!!
I just placed the report on her desk, and left, giggling.
Today, he came up to me and asked if he could buy me lunch. I guess he was trying to buy my silence!