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You know you are a mother when....cute.

Posted by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 9:11 AM
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You Know You're a Mother When ..

You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

Your kid throws-up and you catch it.

Someone else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.

As you cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.

You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it's the only one your child eats.

You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into cute shapes.

You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "NOT in your good clothes!"

You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.

You donate to charities in the hope that your child won't get that disease.

You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids

. You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.

You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything".

by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 9:11 AM
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kngarber
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 9:13 AM

 Cute.  Very true.

JMom11
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 9:13 AM
That is cute!
MOMMY2ACR
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 9:16 AM
So true. Especially the hiding in the bathroom part!
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Crimsonia
by Silver Member on Jan. 15, 2012 at 9:24 AM

ROFL... my kids are 14 & 9 and they still follow me until they realize that I'm heading to the bathroom... and the DD will even follow me all the way in occasionally... I have YET to be able to hide in there for alone time.

dreamer_8291
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Love this!!!
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