If you were a troll...

[Bowbeecat]

If you were a troll, what would your thread be about?

Mine would be:

I just found out my husband was adopted...and that we have the same dad!!!  But I still want to have sex with him!! Am I wrong for that?

LOL

So, trolls, wha are your threads about??

[Mommy0505]

ahahahahah!!!  I would totally play that game =)  I would include, since we are siblings, that explains why we can't get pregnant so we'll just keep having uproected sex...  !!

LMAO

[Anonymous]

I fucked my moms husband(not my dad) while my mom watched my kids and thought we were planning her bday gift.
Then i slept with my husband, is that bad?

[RubyFairy]

 I had sex with three of my dh's brothers at the same time.... And found out I am pregnant. But than I got a test, and found out the kid is my dh's dad's. I don't even remember doing him. I must have been drunk.... Is that bad?

[Lostinindy]

You got to be pregnant too and no idea who the daddy is.

Quoting Anonymous:

I fucked my moms husband(not my dad) while my mom watched my kids and thought we were planning her bday gift.

Then i slept with my husband, is that bad?

[Anonymous]

I'm a SAHM who sits on her ass all day trolling on CM. When I see DH's car pull up the driveway I start doing housework and pretend I was busy all day.

Am I a bad wife??

[Anonymous]

That I had sex with both Alec baldwin and his brother and now I'm not sure who the dad is lmao

[hp2011]

My vagina smells like cheese... oh wait, someone already did that one.

DAMMIT.

[Anonymous]

I'm a celebrity on cafemom

[Jess0915]

While my husband was deployed I had sex with his best friend and got pregnant. I decided to induce labor myself (black and blue cohosh) two months early so he thinks it's his baby, is that bad?

[km1970]

 I want to have a threesome, how do I tell my husband he isn't invited?