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Miss White Trash pageant

Posted by on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:38 PM
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Have you ever heard of this before?.....would you join this pageant?

wow they have pageant for a lot of things

Miss White Trash pageant

Founded in 1999 in Portland, Oregon, the annual Miss White Trash Pageant celebrates women who proudly represent the large and looming underbelly of middle Americana. The pageant draws contestants from all walks of life to compete for the coveted title of Miss White Trash. During an evening of music and mayhem, contestants are judged by a panel of judges in various categories including; Makeup, Hair, Outfit, Talent and Overall Trashiness before a winner is named to reign as Miss White Trash for the following year.

This years pageant winner will be receiving the Grand Prize Package including: A Stunning 1972 Dodge Commando Camper thats fully loaded and ready to roll custom painted by Absolute Customs, the Miss White Trash Trophy, Beauty Supplies, Lingerie, Meat Products, Appliances, a 12 pack of Busch Beer, A Mup Flap Girl Tatto from Addictions Tattoo and a Check for 19.95.




"Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so Bitchy all the time."

by on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:38 PM
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RoyaLioness
by on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:40 PM

No I wouldn't win!!!

Erimar23
by on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:40 PM


Quoting RoyaLioness:

No I wouldn't win!!!

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so Bitchy all the time."

crispysmom
by on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Lol looks fun
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Momof2boyskj
by on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:42 PM
I wouldn't be in it but I would go to watch! Lol
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metalhealthmom
by on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:43 PM
There is a good chance I could be a runner up. I do live in Middle River...
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newmommy9120
by Bronze Member on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:43 PM
Oh gosh in my home state :(
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AlyBren
by on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:44 PM
1 mom liked this

I'd go watch. Maybe even buy some popcorn. And possibly some tomatoes, so I could throw them at the contestants.

P.V.Hawkwind
by Ruby Member on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:44 PM


Quoting crispysmom:

Lol looks fun
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VannaMae307
by on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:53 PM

I've been to something similar, it is so fucking fun, it was at a tattoo convention. Obviously everyone involved is doing it as satire, nobody is actually "white trash"

At least, I've never seen someone who was white trash that could afford professional makeup AND a "ratty" dress that costs about $200 lol

Bitchess
by on Jan. 28, 2012 at 4:54 PM

Woot GO PORTLAND!!!! I think it's totally awesome.

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