Have you ever heard of this before?.....would you join this pageant?
wow they have pageant for a lot of things
Miss White Trash pageant
Founded in 1999 in Portland, Oregon, the annual Miss White Trash Pageant celebrates women who proudly represent the large and looming underbelly of middle Americana. The pageant draws contestants from all walks of life to compete for the coveted title of Miss White Trash. During an evening of music and mayhem, contestants are judged by a panel of judges in various categories including; Makeup, Hair, Outfit, Talent and Overall Trashiness before a winner is named to reign as Miss White Trash for the following year.
This years pageant winner will be receiving the Grand Prize Package including: A Stunning 1972 Dodge Commando Camper thats fully loaded and ready to roll custom painted by Absolute Customs, the Miss White Trash Trophy, Beauty Supplies, Lingerie, Meat Products, Appliances, a 12 pack of Busch Beer, A Mup Flap Girl Tatto from Addictions Tattoo and a Check for 19.95.
"Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so Bitchy all the time."