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lets ban something else :-)

Posted by on Feb. 8, 2012 at 10:49 PM
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So I keep reading how this and that should be banned, lets add this to the list :-)

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/dhmo.htm

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!

The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. contributes to the "greenhouse effect." may cause severe burns. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant. in nuclear power plants. in the production of styrofoam. as a fire retardant. in many forms of cruel animal research. in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
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Plastic.karma
by on Feb. 8, 2012 at 10:50 PM
Not my water!!
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young_lv_mom
by Gold Member on Feb. 8, 2012 at 10:51 PM
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Shhhhhhh damn you, you're going to kill my fun lol

Quoting Plastic.karma:

Not my water!!
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lynnd4
by on Feb. 8, 2012 at 10:52 PM
Save the Fur Spider!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Feb. 8, 2012 at 10:52 PM

i dont wanna read all that..

but lets ban Cheez its! i'm ADDICTED to them! within a week, i ate 2 boxes. one of those boxes, within 2 days. =/ i cant help it- normally, i dont even like them- cant stand those nasty things! (while i munch on some now. ha)

mrsbrand
by Platinum Member on Feb. 8, 2012 at 10:54 PM

LMAO the only problem with that is it is also critical to our survival as a species. Very cute though! simple smile

jpalmer
by on Feb. 8, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Thank god we use brita water...
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