I caught him... (Edit: possible TMI)
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... about to play with himself! LOL OMG it was mighty awkward!
So maybe I should explain that my period was a couple of days early and we had this whole romantic sexy thing planned out this weekend, but did not do it because well, period was early and I had bad cramps. So anyway, DH didn't make a big deal out of it, he didn't say anything, we just figured that when period is over we'll go for it.
Then later that afternoon I abruptly walked in the bathroom and caught him about to play with his junk . . . His pants were down but he hadn't gotten to doing it yet, he was washing his hands in preparation for it...
OMG I just blurted out some random thing and left LOL!It's the first time this has ever happened to me!
So, I thought well, we'll both ignore it, maybe he thinks I didn't see. But he was mortified!! He came out like 2 mins later all blushing and shy and apologized and said he was all worked up but we couldn't do it so he thought he'd do it himself!
I just said why didn't you tell me? I would have happily played with you! he answered "well you didn't offer"!
He also said he never does it, and the ONE time he decides to do it I catch him! (pshh lol). Anyway I took it with some humor, which mortified him more but we had a good laugh.
So... I promised him a blow job tonight... ha ha ;)
This ever happen to you ladies? What did you do? Was he embarassed? were you?
So cute and weird.
no. i dout he does it at all. He doesn't havea high sex drive.
lol lets just say, I know what he is doing when he thinks I am asleep and he is laying right next to me with a bottle of lotion...yeah lol
Quoting Anonymous:LOL But this is "confessions", he'll never know ;)
PS.- Hubby would KILL me if he knew I posted it anywhere! (hence, the Anon post :P )
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL
Quoting MommySwag88:lol no comment, hubby would kill me if I told lmao
SAHM mother to 2 beautiful little girls, Keanna (6) and Kyra (3) and one little monster baby (Brandon Jr.) on the way, due March 10th 2012. Wife To a wonderful man, Brandon, for almost 8 years and counting!!
LOL!!!
Ahhh "boys"... they're so curious, LOL!
Quoting MommySwag88:lol lets just say, I know what he is doing when he thinks I am asleep and he is laying right next to me with a bottle of lotion...yeah lol
Quoting Anonymous:LOL But this is "confessions", he'll never know ;)
PS.- Hubby would KILL me if he knew I posted it anywhere! (hence, the Anon post :P )
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL
Quoting MommySwag88:lol no comment, hubby would kill me if I told lmao
You know, DH had his lapto in the bathroom, I am sure I was like 3 mins away from catching him with some porn to help him along LOL
Quoting Anonymous:
Yep, I walked in on him, he didn't think I'd be home early.. And of course he had porn going too.. It was nasty! He just laughed! It's not a big deal to him
lol i dont think he realized the noises kind of turn me on haha
Quoting Anonymous:LOL!!!
Ahhh "boys"... they're so curious, LOL!
Quoting MommySwag88:lol lets just say, I know what he is doing when he thinks I am asleep and he is laying right next to me with a bottle of lotion...yeah lol
Quoting Anonymous:LOL But this is "confessions", he'll never know ;)
PS.- Hubby would KILL me if he knew I posted it anywhere! (hence, the Anon post :P )
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL
Quoting MommySwag88:lol no comment, hubby would kill me if I told lmao
SAHM mother to 2 beautiful little girls, Keanna (6) and Kyra (3) and one little monster baby (Brandon Jr.) on the way, due March 10th 2012. Wife To a wonderful man, Brandon, for almost 8 years and counting!!
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