He is in the dog house pouting....he will be there for a while!
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I have a really good friend (girl). We will call her Jessica. Me and her met cause she dated SO's little brother and he was a big dick to her so when he broke up with her we remained friends. She is pretty, nice personality and an awesome person all around. The only thing i don't like about her is her sex life, she has slept with a ton of people and even brags about it. But whatever thats her life as long as she doesn't hang on my man.
Well she wasn't around and my SO was talking to one of his friends at the table, i was sitting there too.
He says "Why don't you ask Jessica out?"
His friend "cause Derek (SO's little brother) hit that"
My SO: " Well if you don't hit that me and my old lady is gonna have a threesome with her."
My mouth dropped and i told him that was inapropriate and how would he like it if i told him that i wanted to have a threesome with one of his friends and him.
He said "well she acts like you, and is pretty like you, so why wouldn't i want to fuck her too?"
I told him to fuck off and i aint catching any diseases from a girl who tramps around. ( She does, she has been with 6 guys in the last two months that i have known of, one night stands mainly.)
I told him he was insensitive and dick and not to fucking talk to me anymore today. I finished feeding our DD and walked outside. He came out cussing to himself, left for about an hour and came back apoligizing and saying he now sees how that could of been taken the wrong way and he didn't mean it like that. That he would never have a threesome anyways cause it would be like cheating.
I told him now everytime i see her im gonna think, nice my man wants to fuck her. The thing is we are really good friends and now i am just pissed and don't want to see either one of them.
MEN ARE SUCH DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quoting Anonymous:
Where did he go in that hour he was gone?
Happy Memorial Day.
