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I thought this would be interesting. Share your random crazy thoughts here.

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My husband wanted to have sex last night but all I could think about was how constipated I was.
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Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:24 AM
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by Anonymous on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:26 AM
I can't believe I farted in front of my husband yesterday (yes even after 2 kids., and 4yrs I have yet to do it (awake) anyways lol)
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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:26 AM
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Don't you just hate when you think of something really sarcastic to say AFTER the conversation has ended?
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lusyl95
by Silver Member on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:27 AM
I Need to go to bed!!!!
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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:27 AM
The only time I have ever passed gas in front of my husband is after each of my kids. In the hospital... Then he laughed do I laughed and the has just kept coming. Haha

Quoting Anonymous:

I can't believe I farted in front of my husband yesterday (yes even after 2 kids., and 4yrs I have yet to do it (awake) anyways lol)
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:28 AM
I think about sex all.the.time. Multiple times a day. Is that normal?
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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:29 AM
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I think most people in this group lie. I'm not sure why.
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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:33 AM
My husband and I once went a year without having sex.
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southernchick06
by on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:35 AM
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How can ppl not pass gas in front of their so?? I would blow up if i didnt. Lmao
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by Anonymous on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:37 AM
Why all this bitches think it has to be about sex to sound interesting?
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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 23, 2012 at 2:38 AM
Lol

Sometimes when we are riding in the car I do the silent ones and wait to see if he notices. Haha


Quoting southernchick06:

How can ppl not pass gas in front of their so?? I would blow up if i didnt. Lmao
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