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OMEGLE *warning, foul language and sexual content*

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is awesome.

Go there, chat it up, post your interesting convos on here.


So far, my favorites:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: male here

You: asexual here

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: i can't find my pants

Stranger: hi

You: i think i left them at the pants party

Stranger: me too

You: were you at the pants party?

Stranger: i am too without pants

You: that shit was crazy, I mean, there were pants EVERYWHERE

Stranger: i am without underwear also

You: I think my pants got tired and left the party with someone else

You: pants can be total backstabbers

Stranger: actually i am without any clotjhes

You: but who needs pants anyways, right?

Stranger: u boy or girl

You: there's always skirts

Stranger: ok

You: but those are super high maintenance

Stranger: u boy or girl

Stranger: ?

You: i'm not sure that's relevant to my pants story

You: are you even listening?

Stranger: yes

You: I'm HAVING A PANT-ATTACK

Stranger: ok

Stranger: nicve

Stranger: den

You have disconnected.


by on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:04 AM
Replies (41-50):
anthleesmom
by Bronze Member on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:02 PM

BUMP!

mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:03 PM
1 mom liked this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 17m :)

You: asl

You: nicve

You: nice

Stranger: u

You: f ny

You: how long is ur dick

Stranger: age?

Stranger: im from texas :)

Stranger: 7.5 inches haha

Stranger: can u handle that

You: mine is 9 3/4 can i stick it in your as and then down ur throat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

luvcloudydays
by on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:03 PM
5 moms liked this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ..

You: are you my baby's daddy?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kavp84
by Bronze Member on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:04 PM

So. Much. Win.

If cannabis were legal, we wouldn't be going through these issues.




Plus-size-mommy
by Gold Member on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:05 PM
3 moms liked this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hii

You: Hey

You: m or f?

Stranger: f nd u

You: f

Stranger: ohhh

Stranger: akward

Stranger: dnt worry im straight

You: Oh okay, I'm not lol

Stranger: wt

Stranger: r u serious

Stranger: nt cool

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm straight btw just wanted to fuck with her lol!!

mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:07 PM
6 moms liked this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: r u willing to donate ur sperm?

Stranger: no

You: why

Stranger: so that there is no chance for my kids to engage in incest

You: but it should be kept in the family

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


nazgor
by Ruby Member on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:07 PM
What! I can do this on iPhone?! 😃

Quoting Anonymous:

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Posted on CafeMom Mobile
mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:11 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: what you doing?

You: thinking about sex

You: u?

Stranger: wow same

You: kool male or female?

Stranger: femal u

You: me 2

You: im bi are you?

Stranger: ewwww

Stranger: no

Ataemommy
by on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:12 PM
2 moms liked this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: Can I ask you why you're dressed like a Russian house DJ?

Stranger: What the fuck ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Feb. 25, 2012 at 4:12 PM
8 moms liked this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi sexy

Stranger: 18 m india

You: 19 m iran

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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