My dh is pissed to say the least..that will teach him! Edit update
This shit for brains has the nerve to ask me when we can have sex again? Do I think it will be any time soon?? I'm thinking you got o be fucking kidding me. I'm like no! Are you serious? He then asks me if I can give him a blow job at least? What? Again are you kidding me! I'm like sure. So he drops his pants and I put his penis in my mouth and I bite! Bite down so hard that I'm sure he has a ring down there. He was shocked cried out in pain called me a bunch of names and left the room. I heard cussing shit hitting walls and then the front door slam a few mins later.
I'm sorry but I think it was these crazy after giving birth hormones that took over!
I'm a little scared now
Dh just came home a bit ago. He said that he went and talked to a friend. His friend told him he was an ass and that I should have chopped it off. Anyways we have talked, he apologized for being insensitive and I apologized for loosing it. He said he should have known I was up to something when I agreed to the bj. Since I never do that. He was trying his dam nest to make me laugh because I have been crying all day.and he knew how bad I feel. I've apologized over and over. He doesn't have a ring around his penis so I didn't bite as hard as I thought. Which is good.
We are going to talk to a marriage counselor because of this and other things that have been going on.
Sorry to disappoint you ladies but dh is not leaving me and taking the kids.
I let him read all of this and he said that he was shocked at the responses of all the things that were suggested he do to me. He said he would never do that. And to answer the one post that said if he came back he was stupid. He disagreed.
He also said to tell you ladies that this is not his license to cheat on me. He said the thought never crossed his mind.
We will not be having sex until I go to him and say I am ready.