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Funny Porn Stories.

Posted by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 3:14 PM
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Porn can be a little bit annoying if your not that into it but your guy is. I probably confuse my guy

because sometimes I couldn't care less and sometimes it bugs me lol. BUT I have a funny porn story

of how much he didn't want to get caught haha. (It's been 3 years and I've still yet to ever walk in on

him wacking it.) Okay, it was morning and I wanted to go to the walgreens right by our house. I ask him

 if he wants a drink which he does. So then I go, I probably got back in 10 mins tops with our drinks.

 Well the front door is locked. I didn't really think anything of it so I unlock the door and walk in and my

fiance is in the shower I walk in and say Heyyyy baby I got your drink it's on the sink. He sounds kind of

 weird and says "Okay that was fast."  Well then when he gets out, we're all talking and being all cutesy.

Then I sit and open the laptop to check FB, it's on the screen to type in my laptops password, but then

I hear a weird cut off voice coming from the laptop and it freaked me out, I laugh and say what the

heck is that? And then my fiance trys to take the laptop from me all of a sudden and is like "Hey lemme

 see it real quick I need to do something." I look at him like he's crazy and then think the worst

possibility of him like cam chatting with a real girl or something by his reaction. I type in my password

and it's one of those porn live chat pop ups from like youjizz. I just give him a look like did you really just try to go that far

 to pull one over on me? LOL. He turned so red and just kept apologizing and saying he wanted to get

rid of his woody and he thought I was gonna be gone longer. ------- So back story on his side, he had

locked the door and I was trying to open the door in the middle of it and he said he exited out real fast-

didn't think about the pop up- and ran straight to get in the shower, jumped in a cold shower to not get

caught. At that point we were just cracking up. I'm like OMG this makes me feel like your mommy or

something catching you do something naughty hahaha. This whole situation just made me laugh.


----- Do you have any funny situations where you accidently caught your guy??

by on Apr. 14, 2012 at 3:14 PM
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