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Coffee, Exlax,and Prune Juice

Anonymous
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I just drank a large coffee from mcdonalds with lots of cream and 3 extra strength laxatives. Now im sippin on prune juice and a liter of water. Wish me luck!

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:21 PM
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xtwistedxlovex
by Platinum Member on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:22 PM

Wow...you're going to need more than luck. You might want to consider a pain killer while you're at it. Constipation + diarrhea = OUCH!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:22 PM

why?

Kchellejones330
by on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:22 PM
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I take it you're constipated.
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couponluv72
by on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:22 PM

errrrrrr ok you might blow my ring of fire post out of the toilet water with this combination

kellyg1987
by on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:23 PM
Uuuh...preprepping for a colonoscopy? Lol
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Perfect.Pixie
by on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:23 PM
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Trying to rip yourself a new one? Lol, good luck
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Oh...I feel sorry for your asshole! Lol but good luck
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:25 PM
Lay down and firmly massage your belly (pushing from top to bottom downwards). Kind of like your trying to push the shit through your body to your ass... It works. Do it for 10 mins every hour.
mommy_2_be_2010
by Ruby Member on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:30 PM
Sounds good op I just downed 2 laxatives and drank a glass of water and ate some bread
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 17, 2012 at 8:30 PM

just came off of vacation. i usually eat super healthy and clean. on vacation, i ate terribly. now im paying,so I figured this would help

Quoting Anonymous:

why?


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