Okay, long story short, I had epilepsy as I was growing up. I no longer have it, but the effects it took on my brain waves are permanent. I'm not mentally slow or anything, just a little... well... I have mental illness.
My neurologist told my mother when I was 14, that even though the seizures were done, I'd always have problems with authority and I'd either and I quote "Be self employed or unemployed because she will have trouble being or feeling inferior to someone else. This will probably prevent her from holding a job for the rest of her life."
I hate to say it, but it's true. I haven't held a job for longer than 6 months. Ever. I was also diagnosed with "Defiant Conduct Disorder"... not sure if I buy into all of that, but it's what the DR said. I also have anxiety.
Could I apply for disability?
ETA: I'll elaborate: I don't really have problems with authority. I did when I was younger like any other kid, but I switch jobs I THINK because I'm addicted to change. I find a new job, and quit the one I have. I change my hair, I change my clothes 3 + times a day, I change my nails and usually buy a new car every year. I like change. I don't want to be the same all the time.
FUCK do I have multiple personality disorder?
And for the haters, I DO have a job, thank you very much.