I dropped my daughter off at day care this morning and was headed to work when my boss called me and said I had the day off. I headed home. I had a whole day to myself!! I thought I might get myself off. I went to the fridge and saw that I didn't have any vegetables. I saw a can of biscuits and thought wtf right might as well. Well then I started. Everything was going great until that stupid can popped. So now here I am. in the er. I had to take an ambulance I couldn't drive. this is SO EMBARRASSING!!!!
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 22, 2012 at 1:00 PM
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on Apr. 22, 2012 at 1:01 PM
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Lmao you're a creative one.
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on Apr. 22, 2012 at 1:02 PM
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Lol bullshit.
Btw who the fuck goes to their fridge to rub one out?
Ever heard of a vibrator??
Btw who the fuck goes to their fridge to rub one out?
Ever heard of a vibrator??
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on Apr. 22, 2012 at 1:02 PM
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Flaky buttermilk or homestyle?
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