Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

itty bitty titties anonymous coming to order, join us.

Posted by on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:02 AM
  • 109 Replies
2 moms liked this
Welcome to itty bitty titties anonymous, do you have small boobs and are tired of those damn uncomfortable push up bras? I know I am, hell I don't have anything to push up, what now Victoria secret?!?! Are you fed up with water bras that pop when we least expect it or the "adhesive" gel bras that slide off in the summer!!! Damnit I know I am sick of it!!!

How about when you're bra shopping and some bitch with boobs the size of your face is "complaining" -bitches stop bragging ok, we know whats up. Have you noticed how they check their chest every five minutes, either adjusting or watching for a nip slip. Bitches stop checking their not going anywhere and if put them away and there wouldn't be a nip slip. Ugh!!

I'm sorry, I went on a little rant but hey, that's what itty bitty titties anonymous is for. We will be what every you need, a shoulder to cry on or an angry mob. We are all in different stages of acceptance of our small chest, and different ladies feel differently. So whether you are in denial of your small chest, embarrassed of it or love it, this is the place for you. So let's hear what you have to say, funny stories, serious issues, or if you just want to rant, let's hear it ladies. Get out your lighters and burn that push up bra!!! Alcoholics anonymous move over, were the "cool group" now.


* heehee I've always wanted to be founder of the itty bitty tittie committee lol
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
by on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Replies (1-10):
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:04 AM
1 mom liked this
I bought a "push up" bra the other day. There was no push and no up going on :(
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:05 AM
6 moms liked this

 I'm a freaking 40DDD, and trust me sweetie, adjusting myself is part of my daily routine, several times, they move, the jiggle they bounce. They get in the way so adjustments throughout the day are necessary.

Another thing, I wear shirts that cover myself up, but if i bend over, or run for whatever reason, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE and checking to make sure you dont have a nip slip...once again....is necessary.

 

Oddy_Knocky
by on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:05 AM
3 moms liked this

I was an A cup in high school and when I got pregnant with my oldest they went to a D and stayed that way. I preferred my smaller boobs. 

Grass is always greener...

Photobucket

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:05 AM
2 moms liked this
Sometimes i envy a woman that has large boobs....then i remember when im like fifty to seventy mine wont be draging he ground haha!
sunfireprincess
by on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:05 AM
I love my small boobs! no back pain and I love push up bras
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
southern.momof2
by on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:06 AM
:( I have double D's and I hate my big boobies. I would donate some to you if it were possible.
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:08 AM
1 mom liked this
I am ready to get implants.I hate my small tits
Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:20 AM
3 moms liked this

38 DD here- don't forget that they are so f-ing heavy that you HAVE to adjust the straps ALL THE TIME or you have nerves that are pinched in there and it hurts your neck, upper back, lower back.  It's annoying, hurts your shoulders, a constant struggle to make sure your not in pain, they are constantly moving when you do- no matter how 'covering' and 'supportive' the bra is.

Trust me, I would have them reduced if I could.  To all those with smaller ones, be happy you can go braless, don't have to mess with them all the time, and don't have 2 huge weights on your chest.

LOL a friend in college and her BF were goffing off and she let him weigh her boobs.  They were 12 pounds EACH and was a DD then.  She actually got bigger after she had her daughter.

So strap on 24 pounds to your chest and lets see how little you figdit with it!  LOL

Quoting Anonymous:

 I'm a freaking 40DDD, and trust me sweetie, adjusting myself is part of my daily routine, several times, they move, the jiggle they bounce. They get in the way so adjustments throughout the day are necessary.

Another thing, I wear shirts that cover myself up, but if i bend over, or run for whatever reason, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE and checking to make sure you dont have a nip slip...once again....is necessary.

 


shannonmegan24
by on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:24 AM
1 mom liked this
Ya I counted on getting boobs during pregnancy and it didn't happen. I didn't have to buy a new bra during my pregnancy so there was no real change, after delivery I literally had a difference for two days. TWO DAYS! I rocked the hell out of them for those two days but then they deflated...Hubby still teases me for this one, "remember when you were all excited, and you woke screaming because they popped. That was funny der-her"


Quoting Oddy_Knocky:

I was an A cup in high school and when I got pregnant with my oldest they went to a D and stayed that way. I preferred my smaller boobs. 

Grass is always greener...


Posted on CafeMom Mobile
shannonmegan24
by on Apr. 25, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Ok so you'll be like the stage....wait, how many stages are in alcoholics anon? Don't they do casino chips or something? I was gona say you're like the final step of I.B.T.A lol


Quoting sunfireprincess:

I love my small boobs! no back pain and I love push up bras

Posted on CafeMom Mobile
Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)