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I just saw a porn video...dicks and tits flapping around.

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Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 28, 2012 at 12:58 AM
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2rays0fsun
by on Apr. 28, 2012 at 11:39 PM
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lmao!

Quoting and....:


Quoting Anonymous:

Once I'm done having kids, my tits are not flopping around no mo'.

On the off chance they do, you can ALWAYS pay buku money for tit krutches....lemme get pc.....breast augmentation/enhancement or you can try and catch a sale @ a HANES outlet store and get the affordable over the shoulder boulder holder---THE AMAZING WONDER BRA---Word on the skreet is--If you get the WB, and you walk with a "determined" strut, hold your shoulders up & in a perfect vertical line with your earlobes your tits actually look firm and gravity resistant! Of course you'll end up with a massive tension induced headache, neck ache and sore shoulders and/or a possible migraine, but the tits will be BANGIN'!!!!! 


justinnaimee
by Platinum Member on Apr. 28, 2012 at 11:39 PM
Me either. I always turn the volume off period. The fake moaning and bad music always piss me off.

Quoting Holztastic:

Yep, I don't like porn with a plot either! Lol.

Quoting maria1613:

My ex always said that there's dialogue to get people into it..... I always told him no cut the shit and get to the screwing! That's why I watch it.



Quoting and....:

Flapping of the dicks and tits I can tolerate.......I can even accept the abundantly PHONY FAKE-ASS face contortions! But for the LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY.....SHUT THE FUCK UP! Why is there ANY DIALOGUE.....COVERSATION...... TALKING......SCRIPT........or for that matter A PLOT to this shit? Just go into the house, room, office, kitchen where the fuck ever.......DROP THE CLOTHES, SPREAD THE LEGS the LIPS or ASS CHEEKS....to EACH HIS OWN......DO THE DAMN THANG......BUST A NUT........ROLL CREDITS...FADE OUT ......THE END!


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paulswifey11
by TashaL on Apr. 28, 2012 at 11:40 PM
Xvideos.com

Quoting Holztastic:

I'm about to watch some porn. Any suggestions?

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 9 on Apr. 29, 2012 at 1:21 AM

my SO's choice lol

Quoting paulswifey11:

Xvideos.com

Quoting Holztastic:

I'm about to watch some porn. Any suggestions?


xXxLillithxXx
by on Apr. 29, 2012 at 1:25 AM

Cool. I <3 porn.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 10 on Apr. 29, 2012 at 1:26 AM
I watched one the other day and it was like a bachlorette party with a room full of girls in a circle and 2 guys dancing around naked going around to different chicks having them suck them a little then one dude went into a closet and put a bear suit on and came out dancing! That was the weirdest one I have seen by far lol
mrsbrimer
by on Apr. 29, 2012 at 1:27 AM

lmfao your title made me crack up for some reason

anon1986East
by Kali on Apr. 29, 2012 at 1:32 AM

lol I agree. Many years ago a friend of mine brought a porn DVD to my house and told me I had to watch it because it was horrible and it was. OMG the dialogue, acting, and plot was horrid. The main chick was suppose to be a witch and fucking young hot guys was suppose to make her pretty - the guys were not that young and so damn ugly then there's a close up of the "witch" blowing a guy and she was still ugly at that point and had warts and crap on her face! I turned to my friend and said "How the fuck are people suppose to get off with a close up of that face slobbering all over some equally ugly dudes dick"

Quoting and....:

Flapping of the dicks and tits I can tolerate.......I can even accept the abundantly PHONY FAKE-ASS face contortions! But for the LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY.....SHUT THE FUCK UP! Why is there ANY DIALOGUE.....COVERSATION...... TALKING......SCRIPT........or for that matter A PLOT to this shit? Just go into the house, room, office, kitchen where the fuck ever.......DROP THE CLOTHES, SPREAD THE LEGS the LIPS or ASS CHEEKS....to EACH HIS OWN......DO THE DAMN THANG......BUST A NUT........ROLL CREDITS...FADE OUT ......THE END!


eilarent10
by on Apr. 29, 2012 at 1:37 AM
Giggle...snort!


Quoting Tish_Hughes:

What did you expect? Unicorns?

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anon1986East
by Kali on Apr. 29, 2012 at 1:37 AM

Oh and I totally forgot there was one gang bang video my sister found, it was two chicks working at an arena and they were closing up when the cleaning crew started harassing them so they ran and the guys chased them down and one chick got into it, her friend was still running then stopped when she saw the other chick getting into it - she asked what she was doing and the chick was like "Why not?" and the girl that has just stopped running goes "yea ok"....like really? You were just running from a group of dudes who want to rape you and you decide mid run that your totally cool with being fucked by 20 random guys. Then suddenly a couple of the guys throw down two mattresses from a balcony...like it's totally normal to have some bare mattresses stashed on the balcony. I laughed my ass off the whole time I was watching it.

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