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Since it's accidental cheating awareness week...

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I thought I would share me story. It was halloween and I was dressed as tinkerbell. I went to walmart to pick up soda and snacks for the kids. Well, I bent over to get a case of pop. Well, there happened to be this guy behind me, he was wearing a kilt. He was stepping forward as I was standing up and OOPS! His penis just popped into my vagina! Then we got stuck, and there was a short back and forth struggle and we tried to disengage our genitals.
That ladies, is how accidental sex happens! Be aware!
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by on Apr. 28, 2012 at 9:51 AM
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kjbennett26
by Silver Member on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Lmao...some women are completely blind!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:10 AM
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Thank you for coming forward, that was pretty brave!

I, myself, tripped, fell and landed on a goat...

Now I'm pregnant!
Robe739IsBack
by on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:11 AM
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mommyakabooby
by on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:13 AM
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Oh that's awful! I hope your getting help!

Quoting Anonymous:

Thank you for coming forward, that was pretty brave!



I, myself, tripped, fell and landed on a goat...



Now I'm pregnant!
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kzuehlk
by on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:13 AM
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You should start a facebook group to raise awareness. I'll donate some pants to your cause
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SDarvasi
by on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:14 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....


I knew this was gonna be good.

mommyakabooby
by on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:14 AM
I know! I can't believe people don't know this can really happen!

Quoting kjbennett26:

Lmao...some women are completely blind!
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nautired
by Bronze Member on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Bump for my story later.
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CadesMum
by Gold Member on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:21 AM
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I was nude gardening, as I always do, bent over planting flowers. When all of a sudden I felt someone trip over my legs. I tried to turn around and see what was going on when I felt someone grab my hips, in an effort to break their fall. It was the mailman. He wears daisy dukes and has a huge penis...it hangs out of the bottom of his daisy dukes. Well, I'd been watering the flowers a little earlier so it was muddy. when he was trying to stand back up he kept slipping and his huge penis kept falling into me. It really was innocent. I hope DH understands.
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