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"Accidental Cheating"

Anonymous
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WTF? Please someone explain how your husband "accidentally cheats"? i asked my hubs about it and he cracked up laughing.
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:48 PM
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thinkpink2012
by Bronze Member on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Apparently if he is drunk it's totally an accident...
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:49 PM
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Easy, a woman accidentally falls on a dick. OR a dick accidentally slips into a woman.
emeraldangel20
by on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:49 PM

they dont. it's a very sad, half assed excuse for the idiots who get caught

Grumpylilpixy
by on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:50 PM

He is laughing because he knows someone believed some BS. LMAO

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:50 PM
Its what a man claims after he gets caught banging another chick. Its so the dumbass wife wont leave with the kids.... sad that it works with people.
mrssummerlin
by Platinum Member on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:50 PM
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It like when you slip and fall in a hole or down the stairs... Only more enjoyable and with genitals.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:51 PM
uh huh. why are his pants off in the first place?


Quoting Anonymous:

Easy, a woman accidentally falls on a dick. OR a dick accidentally slips into a woman.

mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:51 PM
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like this

DH: Hunni i need to tell you something

wife: what is it hunni

DH:  well i was at the bar and i drank to much and my dick fell into this girls vagina

wife: omg hunni it is ok i know you would NEVER do this on purpose to me. dont worry about it

DH(to himself): dumb bitch believed me hahahhahahahahaha

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:51 PM
OBVIOUSLY! !! i mean when im drunk i totally forget where i am or the fact that ny so is not there with me..helllloooooo


Quoting thinkpink2012:

Apparently if he is drunk it's totally an accident...

mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Apr. 28, 2012 at 10:52 PM

i made a post saying that

Quoting Grumpylilpixy:

He is laughing because he knows someone believed some BS. LMAO


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