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My Eighty YO Neighbor Drove Her Car Through My Living Room Window.

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

And she was arrested. Police found a duffel bag full of money and 8 bricks of uncut cocoa powder (the real stuff) in a false bottom of her trunk. She kept saying it was "That dog!" I thought she was delusional. Turns out she's been seein Snoop Dogg and he was using her for two things, only one of which she did willingly. He came to my door this morning to apologize and pay for the damage. I had been washing all my clothes, so I was naked. He came in to speak to me, and we accidentally had sex. I'm suing him for child support as soon as I find out I'm pregnant.


Edit:

So.. I took a pregnancy test. It was positive. I called Snoop Dogg and told him. He says that it can't possibly be his kid. He's had a vasectomy. Well.. Shit. I don't know what to do. I haven't had maritals with my husband in months! Could it be that I was impregnated by the Holy Spirit??!!!!

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 30, 2012 at 8:00 PM
Replies (31-40):
vicky31
by Silver Member on Apr. 30, 2012 at 10:30 PM

LOL

momoftwo0406
by Ruby Member on Apr. 30, 2012 at 10:32 PM

busy day huh?

So umm what part of the story is true? any of it?

vicky31
by Silver Member on Apr. 30, 2012 at 10:32 PM

are you guys going to be a part of AFA or something like that to help your "accidental" sex?

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 30, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Trolling trolling trolling troll on
MrKennys_Mom
by on Apr. 30, 2012 at 10:36 PM
I read this twice before I realized it was a joke. Man it has been a long day!
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iluv2meow
by on Apr. 30, 2012 at 10:37 PM

cool story meow


shortyalicia
by Member on Apr. 30, 2012 at 10:37 PM
1 mom liked this

jnttd
by on Apr. 30, 2012 at 10:39 PM
Lol. At least this one is interesting!
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mama_2_jasper
by on Apr. 30, 2012 at 10:39 PM

I want some cocoa powder! I need to make some brownies!

one_on_the_way
by Silver Member on Apr. 30, 2012 at 10:40 PM

cracks. me. up.

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