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Mom Confessions Mom Confessions

by on May. 1, 2012 at 12:43 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on May. 1, 2012 at 2:16 AM
Can't see this on mobile

Quoting motherslove82:

cmkahn
by on May. 1, 2012 at 8:18 AM
I was worried about that. It says:

Do you see this?
Do you know what this is?
This is a wasp. 
It is a motherfucking wasp.  You cannot battle the wasp.  The wasp is never alone. It is always accompanied by other, even more violent and aggressive, wasps; all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more.
When you see a wasp do you know what you do?
You stand the fuck still.
You chill the fuck out
And hope the wasp doesn't 
Put you in its list of shit 
It wants to fuck up today.

You stand right the fuck there
And wait for the wasp to finish its business
And move on with its rampage
And then you go the fuck home.


Quoting Anonymous:

Can't see it on mobile



Quoting cmkahn:

Mf'ing wasp


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abbymommy915
by on May. 1, 2012 at 10:43 AM

BUMP!

cmkahn
by on May. 1, 2012 at 10:49 AM

Douchbag throne

Douchebag throne!
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cmkahn
by on May. 1, 2012 at 10:49 AM

Funny

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sunfireprincess
by on May. 1, 2012 at 10:54 AM

 

MsBlueBelle
by Silver Member on May. 1, 2012 at 10:58 AM

Me, in a bottle!

sidesplittinglaughter

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