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apparently may is national masturbation month?? warning: must put on your big girl panties to enter

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May is national masturbation month!! Woofucking hoo!! So beat your meat, clap your clit, choke your chicken, spank your monkey, flick your bean, flog your dolphin, lube your tube, polish your pearl, tickle your pickle, squish your squidgee, slam your clam, rub your nub - But remember your wanky hanky!! GO forth and fuck yourselves!!



Posted by Anonymous on May. 1, 2012 at 8:47 PM
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ARmomOf3
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:11 PM
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lmmfao alright!!

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 1, 2012 at 9:11 PM
Oh... Ok 

Quoting Anonymous:

My husband has me on orgasm control and I'm not allowed to masterbate at the moment.

Quoting Anonymous:

I may regret this... But why?



Quoting Anonymous:

LOL! Too bad I can't participate. 


Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 1, 2012 at 9:12 PM
What does that mean?


Quoting Anonymous:

My husband has me on orgasm control and I'm not allowed to masterbate at the moment.

Quoting Anonymous:

I may regret this... But why?



Quoting Anonymous:

LOL! Too bad I can't participate. 



Master_Debater
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:13 PM
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Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it's all fun and games, till you realize you just fucked yourself :D
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angelachristine
by Platinum Member on May. 1, 2012 at 9:13 PM
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Quoting Anonymous:


just realized that my reply sounded bad sorry. I made a post in newcomers and it didn't get very many replies. may is.mental health awareness month and that gets all the attention. Anyway the thing about masturbation month is funny. I bet my dh will get a kick out of that. Lol

mrs.pina
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:15 PM
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woohoo this means that it jst isnt me doing it ...lol
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jkleinman
by Ruby Member on May. 1, 2012 at 9:18 PM
Good to know. My sex drive is dead right now, but if it comes back to life soon I'll make sure to celebrate.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 1, 2012 at 9:18 PM
I am not allowed to masterbate or orgasm without his permission.

Quoting Anonymous:

What does that mean?




Quoting Anonymous:

My husband has me on orgasm control and I'm not allowed to masterbate at the moment.

Quoting Anonymous:

I may regret this... But why?





Quoting Anonymous:

LOL! Too bad I can't participate. 



Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 1, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Self stimulation... Just sayin 

Quoting jkleinman:

Good to know. My sex drive is dead right now, but if it comes back to life soon I'll make sure to celebrate.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 1, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Whatever floats your boat.

Quoting Anonymous:

I am not allowed to masterbate or orgasm without his permission.



Quoting Anonymous:

What does that mean?






Quoting Anonymous:

My husband has me on orgasm control and I'm not allowed to masterbate at the moment.

Quoting Anonymous:

I may regret this... But why?







Quoting Anonymous:

LOL! Too bad I can't participate. 



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