apparently may is national masturbation month?? warning: must put on your big girl panties to enter
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May is national masturbation month!! Woofucking hoo!! So beat your meat, clap your clit, choke your chicken, spank your monkey, flick your bean, flog your dolphin, lube your tube, polish your pearl, tickle your pickle, squish your squidgee, slam your clam, rub your nub - But remember your wanky hanky!! GO forth and fuck yourselves!!
Posted by Anonymous on May. 1, 2012 at 8:47 PM
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on May. 1, 2012 at 9:31 PM
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Just not interested and don't care enough to be interested.
Quoting Anonymous:
Self stimulation... Just sayin
Quoting jkleinman:
Good to know. My sex drive is dead right now, but if it comes back to life soon I'll make sure to celebrate.
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on May. 1, 2012 at 10:35 PM
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Omg all the slang for masturbation have me lmao!
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on May. 1, 2012 at 10:38 PM
They will care when the have arthritis from masturbating so much!
Quoting angelachristine:
This post will get a million replies but when I post about it being arthritis awareness month no one cares. oh well
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on May. 1, 2012 at 11:03 PM
I don't masturbate. Ever. True story.
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on May. 1, 2012 at 11:09 PM
Lol me too. I'm sure it'd be beneficial but I just can't seem to find it appealing, I feel silly doing it and it just makes me uncomfortable.
Quoting Anonymous:
sorry.
Quoting Ashleeduhh:
I don't masturbate. Ever. True story.
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That's the ugliest name everrrr!!!