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apparently may is national masturbation month?? warning: must put on your big girl panties to enter

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May is national masturbation month!! Woofucking hoo!! So beat your meat, clap your clit, choke your chicken, spank your monkey, flick your bean, flog your dolphin, lube your tube, polish your pearl, tickle your pickle, squish your squidgee, slam your clam, rub your nub - But remember your wanky hanky!! GO forth and fuck yourselves!!



Posted by Anonymous on May. 1, 2012 at 8:47 PM
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tifbrown
by on May. 1, 2012 at 11:10 PM

Bahahaha! I love the logo! I'm such a bad Catholic... haha.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 1, 2012 at 11:11 PM
I always say if you don't know what you like, how will anyone else? Or how will you know what to request?? But if you're uncomfortable no one is forcing you...

Quoting Ashleeduhh:

Lol me too. I'm sure it'd be beneficial but I just can't seem to find it appealing, I feel silly doing it and it just makes me uncomfortable.




Quoting Anonymous:

 sorry.





Quoting Ashleeduhh:

I don't masturbate. Ever. True story.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 1, 2012 at 11:12 PM
I was hoping not to offend anyone with that... So far, so good 

Quoting tifbrown:

Bahahaha! I love the logo! I'm such a bad Catholic... haha.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 9 on May. 1, 2012 at 11:13 PM
1 mom liked this


tifbrown
by on May. 1, 2012 at 11:13 PM
1 mom liked this

I am a practicing Catholic (by no means believe all of it) and the last line of the logo almost made me pee myself haha. I feel the ever present Catholic guilt, but I can't help laughing haha.

Quoting Anonymous:

I was hoping not to offend anyone with that... So far, so good 

Quoting tifbrown:

Bahahaha! I love the logo! I'm such a bad Catholic... haha.


Tiffany

Anonymous
by Anonymous 9 on May. 1, 2012 at 11:14 PM
2 moms liked this


Holztastic
by on May. 1, 2012 at 11:14 PM
1 mom liked this

Woo!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 10 on May. 1, 2012 at 11:14 PM
1 mom liked this
Meow
Anonymous
by Anonymous 11 on May. 1, 2012 at 11:16 PM

I don't have big girl panties. I'm skinny and I wear thongs

Anonymous
by Anonymous 12 on May. 1, 2012 at 11:16 PM
1 mom liked this
Man... Your missing out. But it's ok as long as you have someone else to do it for you!!!


Quoting Anonymous:

I always say if you don't know what you like, how will anyone else? Or how will you know what to request?? But if you're uncomfortable no one is forcing you...



Quoting Ashleeduhh:

Lol me too. I'm sure it'd be beneficial but I just can't seem to find it appealing, I feel silly doing it and it just makes me uncomfortable.






Quoting Anonymous:

 sorry.







Quoting Ashleeduhh:

I don't masturbate. Ever. True story.


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