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apparently may is national masturbation month?? warning: must put on your big girl panties to enter

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May is national masturbation month!! Woofucking hoo!! So beat your meat, clap your clit, choke your chicken, spank your monkey, flick your bean, flog your dolphin, lube your tube, polish your pearl, tickle your pickle, squish your squidgee, slam your clam, rub your nub - But remember your wanky hanky!! GO forth and fuck yourselves!!



Posted by Anonymous on May. 1, 2012 at 8:47 PM
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mrsbrimer
by Gold Member on May. 1, 2012 at 11:17 PM
I never masturbate. My first orgasm was from a boyfriend.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 1, 2012 at 11:18 PM
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Why? Are yours dirty?

Quoting Anonymous:

I really hate when people say "put on your big girl panties".  Irritates the shit out of me.

Jessica_Esqueda
by on May. 1, 2012 at 11:18 PM
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Quoting angelachristine:

This post will get a million replies but when I post about it being arthritis awareness month no one cares. oh well

They will when they all get arthritis from excessive masturbation. Lol :)

*** I am 21 year old former formula feeding turned breast feeding, cloth diaper convert, anti-circumcising, bed sharing, baby "spoiling", homemade meal cooking, college educated, work at home mother to two beautiful children, married to a wonderful Hispanic man who is twice my age and an incredible husband and father. ***

Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 1, 2012 at 11:20 PM
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So you can't masturbate because your joints hurt, you want any help? ;)

Quoting angelachristine:

This post will get a million replies but when I post about it being arthritis awareness month no one cares. oh well
Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 2, 2012 at 12:27 AM
I've never had one x.x


Quoting mrsbrimer:

I never masturbate. My first orgasm was from a boyfriend.

DannieLou
by Mockingjay on May. 2, 2012 at 12:30 AM
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 Can I care about both? :) I have arthritis. But...masturbation is reason to celebrate! Doesn't having orgasms lubricate your joints? If that's the case, then one helps the other. :)

Quoting angelachristine:

This post will get a million replies but when I post about it being arthritis awareness month no one cares. oh well

 

mrsbrimer
by Gold Member on May. 2, 2012 at 12:35 AM
Oh noooooooooo why

Quoting Anonymous:

I've never had one x.x




Quoting mrsbrimer:

I never masturbate. My first orgasm was from a boyfriend.

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RLT2
by on May. 2, 2012 at 12:37 AM
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Thank You! And you go fuck yourself! It's nice to be able to say that in a nice way, right?

vicky31
by Silver Member on May. 2, 2012 at 12:38 AM
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I've done it for a year now LOL no changes there.

mommy12711
by on May. 2, 2012 at 12:39 AM
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i knew ive been extra horny today ;]

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