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apparently may is national masturbation month?? warning: must put on your big girl panties to enter

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May is national masturbation month!! Woofucking hoo!! So beat your meat, clap your clit, choke your chicken, spank your monkey, flick your bean, flog your dolphin, lube your tube, polish your pearl, tickle your pickle, squish your squidgee, slam your clam, rub your nub - But remember your wanky hanky!! GO forth and fuck yourselves!!



Posted by Anonymous on May. 1, 2012 at 8:47 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 15 on May. 2, 2012 at 12:41 AM
Red river is flowing :/
Anonymous
by Anonymous 16 on May. 2, 2012 at 12:41 AM
1 mom liked this

ok

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 2, 2012 at 7:12 AM
Not what I meant...


Quoting Anonymous:

I don't have big girl panties. I'm skinny and I wear thongs

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 2, 2012 at 7:15 AM
Aaagghhh! That would've been a great title! 

Quoting RLT2:

Thank You! And you go fuck yourself! It's nice to be able to say that in a nice way, right?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 2, 2012 at 7:17 AM
Do it in the shower 
Sometimes it feels better when you're on your period. Just sayin

Quoting Anonymous:

Red river is flowing :/
vicky31
by Silver Member on May. 2, 2012 at 2:25 PM
1 mom liked this

I'm not fat or skinny, But I wear big girl panties (litterally) They're my red week panties.

Quoting Anonymous:

I don't have big girl panties. I'm skinny and I wear thongs


Anonymous
by Anonymous 17 on May. 2, 2012 at 2:29 PM


Quoting Anonymous:

I am not allowed to masterbate or orgasm without his permission.

Quoting Anonymous:

What does that mean?




Quoting Anonymous:

My husband has me on orgasm control and I'm not allowed to masterbate at the moment.

Quoting Anonymous:

I may regret this... But why?





Quoting Anonymous:

LOL! Too bad I can't participate. 




would you be punished if you did?

I once had a rule that I couldn't get myself off...we do have one toy that I'm not allowed to use alone- I still never have...I'd be spanked if I did

Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on May. 2, 2012 at 2:32 PM

Yes, I would be spanked as well. 

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting Anonymous:

I am not allowed to masterbate or orgasm without his permission.

Quoting Anonymous:

What does that mean?




Quoting Anonymous:

My husband has me on orgasm control and I'm not allowed to masterbate at the moment.

Quoting Anonymous:

I may regret this... But why?





Quoting Anonymous:

LOL! Too bad I can't participate. 




would you be punished if you did?

I once had a rule that I couldn't get myself off...we do have one toy that I'm not allowed to use alone- I still never have...I'd be spanked if I did


Anonymous
by Anonymous 17 on May. 2, 2012 at 2:35 PM


Quoting Anonymous:

Yes, I would be spanked as well. 

Quoting Anonymous:

 

Quoting Anonymous:

I am not allowed to masterbate or orgasm without his permission.

Quoting Anonymous:

What does that mean?




Quoting Anonymous:

My husband has me on orgasm control and I'm not allowed to masterbate at the moment.

Quoting Anonymous:

I may regret this... But why?





Quoting Anonymous:

LOL! Too bad I can't participate. 




would you be punished if you did?

I once had a rule that I couldn't get myself off...we do have one toy that I'm not allowed to use alone- I still never have...I'd be spanked if I did



good to know I'm not the only one       LOL

Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on May. 2, 2012 at 2:56 PM


Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting Anonymous:

Yes, I would be spanked as well. 

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting Anonymous:

I am not allowed to masterbate or orgasm without his permission.

Quoting Anonymous:

What does that mean?




Quoting Anonymous:

My husband has me on orgasm control and I'm not allowed to masterbate at the moment.

Quoting Anonymous:

I may regret this... But why?





Quoting Anonymous:

LOL! Too bad I can't participate. 




would you be punished if you did?

I once had a rule that I couldn't get myself off...we do have one toy that I'm not allowed to use alone- I still never have...I'd be spanked if I did



good to know I'm not the only one       LOL

:)

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