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apparently may is national masturbation month?? warning: must put on your big girl panties to enter

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May is national masturbation month!! Woofucking hoo!! So beat your meat, clap your clit, choke your chicken, spank your monkey, flick your bean, flog your dolphin, lube your tube, polish your pearl, tickle your pickle, squish your squidgee, slam your clam, rub your nub - But remember your wanky hanky!! GO forth and fuck yourselves!!



Posted by Anonymous on May. 1, 2012 at 8:47 PM
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tginn20
by Silver Member on May. 3, 2012 at 12:16 PM
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I whole heartedly and vigorously support this cause all year long.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 3, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Yes, I am. :)

Quoting TattoodMommy19:

Omg you must be a sub. That's effing weird. But whatever floats your weird little boat.




Quoting Anonymous:

My husband has me on orgasm control and I'm not allowed to masterbate at the moment.

Quoting Anonymous:

I may regret this... But why?





Quoting Anonymous:

LOL! Too bad I can't participate. 



strontium
by on May. 3, 2012 at 12:17 PM
2 moms liked this

woot for wearing vibrating panties at all times this month.

;)

not really but that would n epic

strontium
by on May. 3, 2012 at 12:17 PM
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*high fives* mee tooo!

Quoting tginn20:

I whole heartedly and vigorously support this cause all year long.


Nannosmommy
by on May. 3, 2012 at 12:18 PM
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This


Quoting strontium:

*high fives* mee tooo!


Quoting tginn20:

I whole heartedly and vigorously support this cause all year long.



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TattoodMommy19
by Platinum Member on May. 3, 2012 at 12:19 PM
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That's what I meant was weird, the lifestyle. A little kink in bed is fun but Ifind it bizarre that these women get off having their husband control every aspect of their sexuality.


Quoting Rhiannon92:

Weird? haha.. You would be surprised how many people are freaks.

I'm sure the orgasm control is going to make her orgasm fucking amazing when she finally gets one! I am submissive, but only in bed~ NOT as a lifestyle... I wear the pants in this household. lol.

Quoting TattoodMommy19:

Omg you must be a sub. That's effing weird. But whatever floats your weird little boat.





Quoting Anonymous:

My husband has me on orgasm control and I'm not allowed to masterbate at the moment.

Quoting Anonymous:

I may regret this... But why?





Quoting Anonymous:

LOL! Too bad I can't participate. 






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b0bbied0ll
by Gold Member on May. 3, 2012 at 12:20 PM
1 mom liked this

LOL @ slam your clam

somethin_else
by on May. 11, 2012 at 9:25 PM
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Damn!  Just saw this post.  I have wasted 11 days already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Lots of making up to do

somethin_else
by on May. 11, 2012 at 9:25 PM

Does Hallmark have a card for this?

mysticalmalissa
by Platinum Member on May. 11, 2012 at 9:27 PM
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My husband informed me of this at the beginning of the month. LMAO!

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