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I have a hickey

Anonymous
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And my husband didn't give it to me. Any tips on how to get rid of them quickly? My husband will be home in a few hours...
Posted by Anonymous on May. 2, 2012 at 4:22 PM
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wodntulk2kno1
by Platinum Member on May. 2, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Why?
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mommytoeandb
by Gold Member on May. 2, 2012 at 4:35 PM
WTH? Who gives hickeys anyway? I've never had one.
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jessie_plus3
by on May. 2, 2012 at 4:38 PM
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Advice- don't let ANYONE other than your dh suck on your neck.....DUH
why are married women such whores these days??
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strontium
by Silver Member on May. 2, 2012 at 4:38 PM

well. Quick fuckin around if you dont wanna get caught =)

newmommy52012
by on May. 2, 2012 at 4:38 PM

OK, now I feel stupid for suggesting the spoon thing...Troll...

Quoting Anonymous:

I might try that. Ours is getting pretty old


Quoting Bethsunshine:

 


Quoting Anonymous:


 


tsk tsk


I cant wait to see you explain your way out of this one...



Well you see Honey, I was just vacuuming the floor like always, when all of a sudden, the vacuum cleaner turned on me!! It started attacking  me and the next thing I know, I had this hickey!! We really should get a new vacuum cleaner.



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peanut081981
by Bronze Member on May. 2, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Yeah, cause this isn't INTENDED to create drama.
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frankiesma530
by Gold Member on May. 2, 2012 at 4:39 PM

 No advice for whores!!! Lol  Just kidding, but that's fucked up.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 2, 2012 at 4:39 PM
my daughter gave me what looked like a hickey when I hadn't gotten the hang of breastfeeding yet
zianneaaliyah
by 4ever LMFAO on May. 2, 2012 at 4:39 PM

Who gave it to you?

Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 2, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Lmao


Quoting marinenonstop:

I have tips but i much rather you get caught

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