Judgemental people need to take their misery someplace else.
I refuse to conform, I refuse to take crap from others, I am a sassy, smart, honest, fabulous and sexy Texas Mama.
Save The Planet- Go Green!
umm...I've had quite a few. The most recent one was last week when I had left my phone on the bed without thinking about it and somehow during the act it dialed my nonna who ended up hearing everything. It was so embrassing to have to explain to my ninety year old grandmother that no my fiance was no abusing me and that yes I do enjoy at times being a nasty little wh*re.
Quoting Anonymous:I was a virgin on my wedding night. We could not get his penis to fit because it was too big
Is that embarrasing enough for you?
Wow...I'm so sorry that happened. :( I did not mean to upset you or anyone else. It's just all in good fun. :/
best one: about 20 yrs ago, when we'd only been married a few years. we decided to have a night of fun. right about in the middle of a good time, then phone rang. it was my husband's boss asking if DH could go to work and extra shift. my DH popped off and told his boss "he interrupted us having sex", just plain as day. I blushed wondering what the poor man thought of us. the boss apologized, said 'he hates when he does that to his guards' and hung up. The next day his boss had great difficulty making eye contact with my DH.
are you ok with another woman calling your husband "hun" or "babe"
- BekahBrownEyes
on May. 5, 2012 at 12:04 AM