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"You masturbated with what?!?!?!"

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Is what my husband said to me last weekend when I finally admitted that I had been masturbating with his electric razor!!!!!

I don't have any toys -- a girl's got to improvise!!!!!

Anyone else do this?!

Posted by Anonymous on May. 6, 2012 at 1:38 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on May. 6, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Do they have used toys

Quoting becoffman2012:

Lmao. I got toys, they got any size and diff prices at the sex place. Go buy one while he at work,
_diva_
by on May. 6, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Lmao!!! U ever watched that 1,000 ways to die on spike. Weird shit happens Lmao. That would be just my damn luck. Death by electric razor!! Bahahaha

Quoting bmack2107:

I'm sure she doesn't use the razor end! lol

Quoting _diva_:

Eww. No. Go buy one before u cut ur snatch off.


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sunfireprincess
by on May. 6, 2012 at 1:48 PM
I heard that's a funny show

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on May. 6, 2012 at 1:49 PM
An electric toothbursh
Bknotnobody
by Gold Member on May. 6, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Why would you want a used toy? Nasty! They're new!

Quoting Anonymous:

Do they have used toys



Quoting becoffman2012:

Lmao. I got toys, they got any size and diff prices at the sex place. Go buy one while he at work,
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bmack2107
by on May. 6, 2012 at 1:50 PM

LMAO! hahaa no, I have never seen it! I don't watch much tv at all though. Bahahahaa that's too funny!!

Quoting _diva_:

Lmao!!! U ever watched that 1,000 ways to die on spike. Weird shit happens Lmao. That would be just my damn luck. Death by electric razor!! Bahahaha

Quoting bmack2107:

I'm sure she doesn't use the razor end! lol

Quoting _diva_:

Eww. No. Go buy one before u cut ur snatch off.



mishamama
by Platinum Member on May. 6, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Whaaa?
What's up with all the weird sex posts?!
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becoffman2012
by on May. 6, 2012 at 1:50 PM
No

Quoting Anonymous:

Do they have used toys



Quoting becoffman2012:

Lmao. I got toys, they got any size and diff prices at the sex place. Go buy one while he at work,
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_diva_
by on May. 6, 2012 at 1:51 PM
O u gotta watch it. Funniest shit I've ever seen! But it will def make u think twice about doing stupid shit haha. U think could I possibly die from this lol. Bad ass show!

Quoting bmack2107:

LMAO! hahaa no, I have never seen it! I don't watch much tv at all though. Bahahahaa that's too funny!!

Quoting _diva_:

Lmao!!! U ever watched that 1,000 ways to die on spike. Weird shit happens Lmao. That would be just my damn luck. Death by electric razor!! Bahahaha



Quoting bmack2107:

I'm sure she doesn't use the razor end! lol

Quoting _diva_:

Eww. No. Go buy one before u cut ur snatch off.



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Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on May. 6, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Cheaper

Quoting Bknotnobody:

Why would you want a used toy? Nasty! They're new!



Quoting Anonymous:

Do they have used toys





Quoting becoffman2012:

Lmao. I got toys, they got any size and diff prices at the sex place. Go buy one while he at work,
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