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the dildo in the box...what would you do?

Posted by on May. 6, 2012 at 5:42 PM
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 back in 2000 I had a cousin living with our gramma...he asked me if he could have a package sent to my house because he didnt want gramma to be nosy and open it if he wasnt home... I said sure, cuz I know how our gramma is, lol.....well, he ended up moving back home before the package got to my house, 1800 miles away....,I got the package and called him, he said he would be down in the summer and would pick it up... I put it up on the very top shelf of my pantry and totally forgot about it, as did he because he never asked me for it.......well, I was cleaning out the pantry a few days ago when the box fell and hit me in the head...I had no idea what it was and the packing lable was faded unreadable. I opened it up and there was a weird dildo in it, very wierd, it was from a place called Zeta Paws and had my cousins name on the invoice!! I looked them up online and apparently this is a replica of a raccoon penis! LMAO!!  Dont get me wrong, I am into some kink, but this is way out there....should I call hi and tell him I found it? Throw it out because if he was concerned he would have asked for it? more importantly, how am I going to look at him with a straight face over Christmas dinner again?

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ColieO
by Ruby Member on May. 6, 2012 at 5:44 PM
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Send him a letter with just his name on it saying "raccoon fucker".
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greenmommie83
by on May. 6, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Lmao!!!
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fallenangel7386
by on May. 6, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Bwahaha
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shivasgirl
by Platinum Member on May. 6, 2012 at 5:44 PM

 lmao!

Quoting ColieO:

Send him a letter with just his name on it saying "raccoon fucker".

 

MIA0223
by Emerald Member on May. 6, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Wow....
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GreenEyePixie
by Platinum Member on May. 6, 2012 at 5:45 PM
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I would so call him. The conversation would be worth it. But you have to tell us what was said.
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shivasgirl
by Platinum Member on May. 6, 2012 at 5:47 PM
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 what the hell do I say???  "UM...remember that raccoon dildo you ordered back in 2000? Well, I just found it, you still want it?" lmao!!!

Quoting GreenEyePixie:

I would so call him. The conversation would be worth it. But you have to tell us what was said.

 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on May. 6, 2012 at 5:48 PM
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Yea, I just googled zeta paws. 


momma4vr
by Gold Member on May. 6, 2012 at 5:48 PM
i agree with greeneyedpixie.
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ColieO
by Ruby Member on May. 6, 2012 at 5:48 PM
That website is crazy! Gryphon dildo! Lmao.
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