I have sex like a porn star
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Why are some of you women so prude?
Posted by Anonymous on May. 9, 2012 at 8:53 AM
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Ruby Member
on May. 9, 2012 at 9:04 AM
This is offensive. I happen to think vanilla is the bomb diggity. ;-)
Quoting Anonymous:I don't fake so I don't have sex like a porn star. I'm not vanilla or anything though.
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by Anonymous - Original Poster
on May. 9, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Says the girl who always asks "what's for dinner"? Come on u do it to
Quoting momof4boyz1girl:
Quoting Anonymous:
Clever. I hadn't seen this overused photo befor
Quoting momof4boyz1girl:
And none of us have ever read an overused prude post before either.
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on May. 9, 2012 at 9:05 AM
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Ewww! I'd HATE to have sex like a porn star! O_o
Laying in bed all innocently, with her legs spread.... A man in uniform "accidently" stumbles in the door...
*in his southern accent*
"Why, Mary Ann.... Your vagina looks mighty gappy."
Mary Ann: "Well, Billy, you've been gone for so long! I've been using this double-sized baseball bat to masturbate."
Billy walks over & starts stroking her leg, as she lets out a fake moan....
Blahh blahh blahhh....
DH & I put the kids to bed, climb into our own bed, & I climb on top & sit on his face & say "here's your dessert, bitch! Eat up!"
^^now THAT is good sex! Fuck them fake ass porn start! :-P
Laying in bed all innocently, with her legs spread.... A man in uniform "accidently" stumbles in the door...
*in his southern accent*
"Why, Mary Ann.... Your vagina looks mighty gappy."
Mary Ann: "Well, Billy, you've been gone for so long! I've been using this double-sized baseball bat to masturbate."
Billy walks over & starts stroking her leg, as she lets out a fake moan....
Blahh blahh blahhh....
DH & I put the kids to bed, climb into our own bed, & I climb on top & sit on his face & say "here's your dessert, bitch! Eat up!"
^^now THAT is good sex! Fuck them fake ass porn start! :-P
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Ruby Member
on May. 9, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Sorry with out iron clad evidence, I'm
Going to have to reject your porn star claim.
Going to have to reject your porn star claim.
Quoting Anonymous:
No videos. You never know when someone else might get that dvd
Quoting Mychele:
Cool. Do you have any proof to back up your claims ?
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Ruby Member
on May. 9, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Why do you feel the need to call people prudes? Just because they don't have sex in a freaky manner does not give you the right to call them prudes. I say, what people do in thier bedrooms is their buisness, if it makes them happy have at it.
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At what age should I tell my son dh is not his bio dad?