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I have sex like a porn star

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
Why are some of you women so prude?
Posted by Anonymous on May. 9, 2012 at 8:53 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 9, 2012 at 9:03 AM
No videos. You never know when someone else might get that dvd


Quoting Mychele:

Cool. Do you have any proof to back up your claims ?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on May. 9, 2012 at 9:03 AM

I don't fake so I don't have sex like a porn star. I'm not vanilla or anything though.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on May. 9, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Still applies.

Quoting Anonymous:

Clever. I hadn't seen this overused photo befor




Quoting momof4boyz1girl:


Mychele
by Ruby Member on May. 9, 2012 at 9:04 AM
This is offensive. I happen to think vanilla is the bomb diggity. ;-)


Quoting Anonymous:

I don't fake so I don't have sex like a porn star. I'm not vanilla or anything though.


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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on May. 9, 2012 at 9:04 AM

me to what a small world?

eastcoastmama11
by on May. 9, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Then why did you post anon?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 9, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Says the girl who always asks "what's for dinner"? Come on u do it to


Quoting momof4boyz1girl:


Quoting Anonymous:

Clever. I hadn't seen this overused photo befor





Quoting momof4boyz1girl:



And none of us have ever read an overused prude post before either.


Robe739IsBack
by on May. 9, 2012 at 9:05 AM
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Ewww! I'd HATE to have sex like a porn star! O_o

Laying in bed all innocently, with her legs spread.... A man in uniform "accidently" stumbles in the door...

*in his southern accent*

"Why, Mary Ann.... Your vagina looks mighty gappy."

Mary Ann: "Well, Billy, you've been gone for so long! I've been using this double-sized baseball bat to masturbate."

Billy walks over & starts stroking her leg, as she lets out a fake moan....



Blahh blahh blahhh....

DH & I put the kids to bed, climb into our own bed, & I climb on top & sit on his face & say "here's your dessert, bitch! Eat up!"

^^now THAT is good sex! Fuck them fake ass porn start! :-P
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Mychele
by Ruby Member on May. 9, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Sorry with out iron clad evidence, I'm
Going to have to reject your porn star claim.




Quoting Anonymous:

No videos. You never know when someone else might get that dvd




Quoting Mychele:

Cool. Do you have any proof to back up your claims ?


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Beautiful31mom
by on May. 9, 2012 at 9:05 AM

Why do you feel the need to call people prudes? Just because they don't have sex in a freaky manner does not give you the right to call them prudes. I say, what people do in thier bedrooms is their buisness, if it makes them happy have at it. 

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