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Penis tanning

Posted by on May. 11, 2012 at 2:37 AM
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There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
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SOCO101
by Silver Member on May. 11, 2012 at 2:39 AM

LMAO!!! 

Jenni386
by on May. 11, 2012 at 2:40 AM

baahahahahaha

EAzizM
by Erica on May. 11, 2012 at 2:40 AM

That is hilarious.

TateTwo
by on May. 11, 2012 at 2:41 AM
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You had me at "penis tanning." I honestly didn't read the rest of it because I want to go to bed now and dream of "penis tanning".

*sigh*

smtxcowgirl
by Bitch please on May. 11, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Bump!
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lakajungurl
by on May. 11, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Lmao!
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ARmomOf3
by on May. 11, 2012 at 9:08 AM

lmmfao

things4us5
by on May. 11, 2012 at 9:09 AM

wow roflmao lol

sunfireprincess
by on May. 11, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Lmfao wtf
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mamadrama15
by on May. 11, 2012 at 9:11 AM

 Lmao too funny!

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