Why why why??? (Or Adventures in Night Auditing, episode ... erm ... 376? IDK anymore...)
Why do people think that I should change my room rate because they, "just wanted to crash"???
The fact that you didn't plan your drunken night out correctly does NOT mean that I'm going to give you a $120 room for $60. The fact that it's midnight does not either. The fact that you don't want our wireless internet or free breakfast also does not lower your room rate. Certainly not by 50% ...
If you want a $60 room, go to one of the craptastic whore and drug infested hotels by the beach. Don't look at me like I'm insane because I'm quoting you a reasonable price for a GOOD, CLEAN, SECURE hotel room.