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major mommy fail!!!!

Posted by Anonymous

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dd likes to "help" me get ready when im doing my makeup. i usually sit on the floor of my room infront of a miror to do my makeup. dd, who is three, goes to use my bathroom right next to where i am sitting. I here her rummaging through one of my drawers inthe bathroom and yell for her to get out of my drawers and get out here. she comes saying "mama whats this?" i look in her hand and shes hold mine and dh's cock ring!!!! I quick grabbed it and told her to stay out of mommys things and dont touch things that dont belong to her. i never did answer what it was i didnt know what to say !!!! embarrassed

Posted by Anonymous on May. 11, 2012 at 10:15 AM

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tazdvl

Silver Member on May. 11, 2012 at 10:19 AM

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I don't think that is a mommy fail, funny but not a mommy fail. I wouldn't know what to say either.

bmack2107

Silver Member on May. 11, 2012 at 10:20 AM

Lol! That's just funny! We keep all of our stuff locked up (thankfully) haha!

2littledaisies

Silver Member on May. 11, 2012 at 10:24 AM

LOL! that's funny

by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 11, 2012 at 10:28 AM

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we used to but dh started putting it all inthat one drawer i think im going to have to start storing it all up high in the closet lol

Quoting bmack2107:

Lol! That's just funny! We keep all of our stuff locked up (thankfully) haha!

L1558

on May. 11, 2012 at 11:02 AM

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She's 3. Just say, "it's an old bracelet, I think" and quickly redirect.

angeljen3

on May. 11, 2012 at 11:08 AM

The underwear drawer works good because who wants to go through someone elses underwear drawer anyway. I agree it's not a Mommy fail :)

oh_sparks

Silver Member on May. 11, 2012 at 11:10 AM

My son pulled my Diva Cup AND a home pregnancy test out of my backpack the other night and asked what they were, right in front of my boyfriend. I was so mortified.

Jblaac57

Silver Member on May. 11, 2012 at 11:59 AM

lol thats funny...not a mommy fail though!

Rubyred24

on May. 11, 2012 at 12:04 PM

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Since all these "masturbation posts" have been on here recently, it got me thinking I need a new vibrator. I just moved to a new city and could not find a "store" so I ordered one online. I got it yesterday at work and was sooooo excited I went to the bathroom and used it!!! I put it back in my purse and forgot about it. One of my employees needed a ride home from work. As we were driving, my phone was in the dash, and I was looking in my purse for chap stick when I accidentally hit the button! It was vibrating like crazy and I was swerving on the road trying to turn it off! Try major Boss Fail. At least she is not old enough to know what it is. This guy probably thinks I keep a dildo in my purse at all times!