major mommy fail!!!!
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dd likes to "help" me get ready when im doing my makeup. i usually sit on the floor of my room infront of a miror to do my makeup. dd, who is three, goes to use my bathroom right next to where i am sitting. I here her rummaging through one of my drawers inthe bathroom and yell for her to get out of my drawers and get out here. she comes saying "mama whats this?" i look in her hand and shes hold mine and dh's cock ring!!!! I quick grabbed it and told her to stay out of mommys things and dont touch things that dont belong to her. i never did answer what it was i didnt know what to say !!!! 
Geez! That sound like a me-move LOL ... Actually my face got a little red just thinking if that were me and my boss. He and his wife are so cool, tho, that he'd probably make a joke about it and tell his wife LOL
Quoting Rubyred24:Since all these "masturbation posts" have been on here recently, it got me thinking I need a new vibrator. I just moved to a new city and could not find a "store" so I ordered one online. I got it yesterday at work and was sooooo excited I went to the bathroom and used it!!! I put it back in my purse and forgot about it. One of my employees needed a ride home from work. As we were driving, my phone was in the dash, and I was looking in my purse for chap stick when I accidentally hit the button! It was vibrating like crazy and I was swerving on the road trying to turn it off! Try major Boss Fail. At least she is not old enough to know what it is. This guy probably thinks I keep a dildo in my purse at all times!
Quoting Rubyred24:
Since all these "masturbation posts" have been on here recently, it got me thinking I need a new vibrator. I just moved to a new city and could not find a "store" so I ordered one online. I got it yesterday at work and was sooooo excited I went to the bathroom and used it!!! I put it back in my purse and forgot about it. One of my employees needed a ride home from work. As we were driving, my phone was in the dash, and I was looking in my purse for chap stick when I accidentally hit the button! It was vibrating like crazy and I was swerving on the road trying to turn it off! Try major Boss Fail. At least she is not old enough to know what it is. This guy probably thinks I keep a dildo in my purse at all times!
You had to use it right then and there at work and were able to clean it properly before and after? Why did you have it sent to work instead of your home anyway?
dont worry just try to find a better place for it.not a mommy fail at all. no worry;s
Hahaha!
My son (as a teen) once found my husbands and not knowing what it was at first wore it on his wrist as a bracelet and asked my husband (my husband is his stepfather) why it was tight. My husband says "dude, that's a cock ring!!!!". My son threw it away. LOL!
Do you ever get hit on even looking a mess?
Why inflict this silly cosmetic pain on a baby!?!