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my neighbor accused me of being an escort or hooker

Posted by on May. 12, 2012 at 8:53 AM
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weve lived in our new house for 6 weeks. ive spoken with 3 neighbors the whole time. im almost 8 months pregnant and my df has been offshore the whole time (since morning after unloading uhaul)

well theyve seen me come and go all the time leave early in morning return between 6 and 10pm.

i seen one of the kids that was coming over frequently to play with ds (i don know which neighbors kid it is) and i asked why she hadnt come over lately (shs maybe six or seven) and she said because mom thinks your an escort and said she doesnt want us around that. (theres NO WAY this kid new what that was)

my df just got home wednesday, other than my moms car or truck there have been no other vehicles at my house the whole time!

i didnt know what to say soo i just laughed an said absolutely not.

i dont know what to do! any idas?

ETA: APPARENTLY THIS MADE FEATURE POST 12 HOURS AGO (1030AM) IVE BEEN AT FAMILY FUNCTION WITH DF ALL DAY SO I JUST FOUND THIS OUT...IM TRYING TO REPLY TO YALL I AM! BUT IT WILL TAKE ME SOME TIME!

ok....while reading ive seen the same question numerous times..so to clear it up

1. i dont know which kids belong to which houses..yet. so i dont know who the mom is that said this


2. i wear makeup ONLY on sundays going tO CHURCH


3. i dont wear shorts, skirts, capri's or gauchos and rarely ever wear tank tops...im almost always in jeans, tshirt and flip flops with my hair in a bun
FOR WORK-I wear maternity jeans, steel toed boots, and a mechanics uniform top, w/ name of my company AND my name.

 

4. im a 219lb 5'5 8 mo pregnant woman, so sexy,hot, provocativ, and drop dead gorgeous are not things i would say about myself, im nothing to be jealous of.  I come home covered in grease/oil 5 days a week!


5. i work outside of home monday thru friday 730am to 530pm ( i manage a mechanic shop), plus 1 hours drive time there and back..i run a part time business outside of home( It works! Body wraps and supplements.. home parties.. NOT at MY home), and train people once a week on how to coupon (we meet at the local pizza hut. NOT my house)


6. ive only met 3 neighbors, 1 complained about my grass needin cut the morning after we moved in, 1 came looking for their kid, 1 asked if i wanted to go n on an ad in the paper for garage sales.

 

7. My DF works offshore in the oil industry, he operates ROV's, pretty much, he plays with robots, under the ocean, for a living.. mostly in foreign countries, he works 4-6 weeks offshore, and comes home for 2-4 weeks, then goes back out.

8. My 4yr old ds is with me 4 out of 5 mornings when I leave for work and he's with me all weekend long every other week. I have my OWN vehicle, and I DO NOT get rides from coworkers. I do, however, work with 5 guys, NO girls.

 

ok, I believe I got thru everything.. SOME OF YOU HAD ME AND MY DF CRACKING UP! he seems to think this is hilarious. I am going to find out WHICH house the lil girl belongs to and try to get to the bottom of this. I have until the 21st for DF to help me with this, otherwise it will have to wait until he gets home again (he'll be gone for 4 weeks starting may 21st)

I think I answered everyones questions to the best of my ability... the 8 most common questions are answered ABOVE ^^^^

THANK YOU ALL for your kind words.. I DID speak about this to my DF and got his opinion.... along with both his parents.. who ALSO find it Hilarious!!
 

Mom to Tucker Wayne~ May 2008 & Owen Mabry ~ DUE July 19th.  STBwife to Troy~ Sept 8, 2012.  Itworks body wrap rep~ NONextreme Couponer and trainer~ Christian~Pro-Life~Nonpolitical~Believes your choices for your children, are YOUR choices, Not mine.

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armybratmom612
by on May. 12, 2012 at 8:54 AM
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Go confront that lady
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TrouserMouse
by on May. 12, 2012 at 8:55 AM
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Slap a ho?
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johnnys_mom6605
by Silver Member on May. 12, 2012 at 8:55 AM
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I'd be highly offended. LOL. Oh well. Maybe she's jealous? U must be one smoking got pregnant lady! LOL
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WrapNLoseInches
by Silver Member on May. 12, 2012 at 8:56 AM
i dont know which neighbor the kid belongs to, theres 15 houses in my neighborhood and the kids all run wild since were a country subdivision

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Go confront that lady
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 12, 2012 at 8:56 AM
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Ignore it. Who cares what other people think.
SASSYCJB
by Bronze Member on May. 12, 2012 at 8:57 AM
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March your ass over there and get it squared away! Having a bad relationship with neighbors can be the worst.
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theresaphilly
by Gold Member on May. 12, 2012 at 8:58 AM
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Let it go. You hot pregnant mommy!

ChunkyMonkey25
by Silver Member on May. 12, 2012 at 8:59 AM
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Entertain her by placing a red bulb in your porch light.

WrapNLoseInches
by Silver Member on May. 12, 2012 at 8:59 AM
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not even close! lol, im in no way a threat to anyone pregnant or not! lol. but seriously? yes we live in a "nice" neighborhood, one of the fancier of our town. but all anyones ever seen is 6 males unloadingthe uhaul with me and 2 women and then my mom and sister, and me and my ds. now since wednesday my df has been home and hiscar has been in the driveway too.

how do they get escort out of that!!!!!


Quoting johnnys_mom6605:

I'd be highly offended. LOL. Oh well. Maybe she's jealous? U must be one smoking got pregnant lady! LOL
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AnnieMcD
by Platinum Member on May. 12, 2012 at 8:59 AM
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Call all of your male friends and have them stand in line outside of your house holding numbered tickets, and let one in and one out every half hour for an afternoon. :o) 

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