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my neighbor accused me of being an escort or hooker

weve lived in our new house for 6 weeks. ive spoken with 3 neighbors the whole time. im almost 8 months pregnant and my df has been offshore the whole time (since morning after unloading uhaul)

well theyve seen me come and go all the time leave early in morning return between 6 and 10pm.

i seen one of the kids that was coming over frequently to play with ds (i don know which neighbors kid it is) and i asked why she hadnt come over lately (shs maybe six or seven) and she said because mom thinks your an escort and said she doesnt want us around that. (theres NO WAY this kid new what that was)

my df just got home wednesday, other than my moms car or truck there have been no other vehicles at my house the whole time!

i didnt know what to say soo i just laughed an said absolutely not.

i dont know what to do! any idas?


ok....while reading ive seen the same question numerous to clear it up

1. i dont know which kids belong to which houses..yet. so i dont know who the mom is that said this

2. i wear makeup ONLY on sundays going tO CHURCH

3. i dont wear shorts, skirts, capri's or gauchos and rarely ever wear tank almost always in jeans, tshirt and flip flops with my hair in a bun
FOR WORK-I wear maternity jeans, steel toed boots, and a mechanics uniform top, w/ name of my company AND my name.


4. im a 219lb 5'5 8 mo pregnant woman, so sexy,hot, provocativ, and drop dead gorgeous are not things i would say about myself, im nothing to be jealous of.  I come home covered in grease/oil 5 days a week!

5. i work outside of home monday thru friday 730am to 530pm ( i manage a mechanic shop), plus 1 hours drive time there and back..i run a part time business outside of home( It works! Body wraps and supplements.. home parties.. NOT at MY home), and train people once a week on how to coupon (we meet at the local pizza hut. NOT my house)

6. ive only met 3 neighbors, 1 complained about my grass needin cut the morning after we moved in, 1 came looking for their kid, 1 asked if i wanted to go n on an ad in the paper for garage sales.


7. My DF works offshore in the oil industry, he operates ROV's, pretty much, he plays with robots, under the ocean, for a living.. mostly in foreign countries, he works 4-6 weeks offshore, and comes home for 2-4 weeks, then goes back out.

8. My 4yr old ds is with me 4 out of 5 mornings when I leave for work and he's with me all weekend long every other week. I have my OWN vehicle, and I DO NOT get rides from coworkers. I do, however, work with 5 guys, NO girls.


ok, I believe I got thru everything.. SOME OF YOU HAD ME AND MY DF CRACKING UP! he seems to think this is hilarious. I am going to find out WHICH house the lil girl belongs to and try to get to the bottom of this. I have until the 21st for DF to help me with this, otherwise it will have to wait until he gets home again (he'll be gone for 4 weeks starting may 21st)

I think I answered everyones questions to the best of my ability... the 8 most common questions are answered ABOVE ^^^^

THANK YOU ALL for your kind words.. I DID speak about this to my DF and got his opinion.... along with both his parents.. who ALSO find it Hilarious!!

Mom to Tucker Wayne~ May 2008 & Owen Mabry ~ DUE July 19th.  STBwife to Troy~ Sept 8, 2012.  Itworks body wrap rep~ NONextreme Couponer and trainer~ Christian~Pro-Life~Nonpolitical~Believes your choices for your children, are YOUR choices, Not mine.

by on May. 12, 2012 at 8:53 AM
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by on May. 12, 2012 at 9:56 PM
Thats great

Quoting AnnieMcD:

Call all of your male friends and have them stand in line outside of your house holding numbered tickets, and let one in and one out every half hour for an afternoon. :o) 

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by on May. 12, 2012 at 10:13 PM

 go talk to her ask her about her job, and tell her what you actually do.

by Gold Member on May. 12, 2012 at 10:21 PM
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LMAO, OK, I'm sorry, but that's too funny. You need to find out where that kid lives and go talk to the parent. What the heck are they thinkin. Crazy people :) In the mean time, laugh it off. The crazy things people think sometimes.

by on May. 12, 2012 at 10:22 PM
I would ignore them. They must have no life if they have to watch you that much. I wouldnt want to get to know people like that any way. I would just let your df know whats going on. And if it dont stop. Put a sing in your yard that says something about all them.
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by on May. 12, 2012 at 10:22 PM

Go confront the woman.  My neighbor hates me.  I have a child with a disablity it might be contagious.  The first day I moved in, the neightbors can over my baby was asleep on my shoulder, she woke up and turned her head.  My neighbor stopped talking and took a couple of steps back.  Never talked to me after that.

by on May. 12, 2012 at 10:22 PM

i say confront the lady its rude to acuse deff since yall haveing lived there long and to tell her 6 yr old thats messed up 

by on May. 12, 2012 at 10:23 PM

How awful for you hun, really if it was me I would go ask her right to her face, then tell her six and seven year old children don't have to be told words like that..Good Luck

by Gold Member on May. 12, 2012 at 10:23 PM

fuck her shes jealous, shes probably fugly.....

by on May. 12, 2012 at 10:30 PM

I would be more than upset at this and would confront this woman and tell her that slander is actionable in court and if she doesn't want to end t  up   there she will refute this accusation with anyone she has spoken to.

by Gold Member on May. 12, 2012 at 10:32 PM

i thought some really sarastic things like having guy   friends comming and going    but that would probaly make things worse               lol    jsut laugh      and le tit go        wonder if you could go out in front yard with nasty kindof hoe outfit sorry still   jsut thinking sarcastic things      hahehehheheheh  ooppps fell out of chair

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