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My husband won't wake up!

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Because he is the hardest sleeper I KNOW! It annoys this crap out of me. Im glad there isn't a fire. I have stuff to do and he needs to get up...I needs tips!!! LOL

by on May. 12, 2012 at 9:48 AM
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Lyssa0587
by Gold Member on May. 12, 2012 at 9:58 AM

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!! LOLOLOL 

Quoting JDmommyJD:

 LOL... if not shake *somethign* in his face.. That works too ;)

Quoting Lyssa0587:

GOOD IDEA!!!! ** Running to the bedroom**

Quoting JDmommyJD:

 Play with his penis. Seriously. Lol.. works every time


 


tifbrown
by on May. 12, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I send our toddlers in to jump on him.
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rockinmomto2
by on May. 12, 2012 at 9:59 AM

Fill a spray bottle with ice and water and spray the shit out of his face. :-)

RhondaVeggie
by on May. 12, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Quoting Lyssa0587:




He's only 150lbs, lifting him is depressingly easy ;-)
Lyssa0587
by Gold Member on May. 12, 2012 at 10:00 AM

There are some fun ideas here, I will be making some notes..LOL! 

othermom
by Ruby Member on May. 12, 2012 at 10:01 AM

My husband is horrible too. I just keep going in and shaking him every 5 minutes

Lyssa0587
by Gold Member on May. 12, 2012 at 10:01 AM

tiny!!!!

Quoting RhondaVeggie:

Quoting Lyssa0587:




He's only 150lbs, lifting him is depressingly easy ;-)


mommyof11050307
by Platinum Member on May. 12, 2012 at 10:02 AM
I slap his ass hard or sick the kids and dog in. After they wake up I take his pillow and blanket then shut off the fan.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on May. 12, 2012 at 10:02 AM

stick a popsicle up his ass.

sammygrl77
by on May. 12, 2012 at 10:03 AM
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Turn on the lights. It triggers the brain to wake up.then after 10 minutes start vacuuming.
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